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I’m never early… unless we’re talking about the airport.

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Always fashionably late, except when runway chic is involved! ✈️🤣⌚️

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged airport, early, humor, never, punctuality, talking, timing, travel on May 19, 2026 by slickboy.

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