I’m never early… unless we’re talking about the airport. Posted onMar 22, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Always fashionably late, except when runway chic is involved! βοΈπ€£βοΈ Related funny posts π€ Sorry I’m late, I got here as soon as I wanted to. Hello darkness, my old friend. Why are you here? It’s 6:00 pm. Some people shop for designer heels. I shop for nonstop flight deals. Iβm not βlateβ, Iβm just very creative with my interpretation of βtimeβ. When you’re late for work, you gotta walk in fast and act like you’re mad.