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Christmas is the season of giving, and I’m giving up for good.

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A hammock is a terrible place to receive bad news.

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Not to brag but I don’t even need alcohol to make really bad decisions.

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You got beef with me, but none in your fridge. That’s why you’re mad. You’re hungry.

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Everyone is gangster until they’re asked to reveal a “fun fact” about themself as part of a work event icebreaker.

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My parents didn’t raise me to be rude, I had to practice.

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I like to people-watch, but I’m an advanced people-watcher. When I spot another people-watcher, I like to watch them watching other people.

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My sister: snowboards. My brother: skateboards. Me: charcuterie boards.

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I have a condition that prevents me from dieting. It’s called being hungry.

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Doing nothing is very hard to do. You never know when you’re finished.