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I concern myself with the opinions of sheep because they are cute.

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The worst part about working from home is that your real husband is also your work husband.

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Am simultaneously the family’s black sheep and gold star, and that’s exactly why I’m the way I am.

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Spotify: enjoy the next 30 minutes commercial free. Also Spotify: we have no concept of time.

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Due to personal reasons, I’ll be getting stronger every day.

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Bartenders be like “here’s that receipt, I’ll go ahead and put it on the wettest part of the bar”.

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Waffles are just pancakes with abs.

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The sound of rain outside when you’re in bed is elite.

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Socks teach us that being made for each other does not mean being together.

98 shares on Facebook this month:

Men make it so easy to hate them.

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The lion does not concern himself with the few small drops of pee that got on his boxers at the urinal even after he did a few shakes to be sure.

92 shares on X this month:

I disagree with everyone and think relationships should be easy.

22 shares on TikTok this month:

You’ll pay good money to hear a comedian say something offensive, but when I say it for free, I’m the bad guy.

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I wrote a book. It’s a murder mystery. You’re in it but only for the first couple of chapters.

99 shares on Snapchat this month:

There are only two kinds of people, and I avoid them both.

97 shares on Pinterest this month:

My most boomer complaint is that nobody knows how to bring an item out of courtesy to parties anymore.

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My least controversial opinion is that IKEA should have a bar. I think we were meant to consume three beers and then purchase a Gjörfbunkle.

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I have no idea how people meet at the gym. I turn into a disgusting, angry swamp witch every time I exercise.

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Don’t ask me why, but the older you get, the more you love coffee.

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Maybe if I spend another day alone in my room then something life-changing will suddenly happen to me!?

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Wiping my hands on my pants before I’m shaking someone’s hand, so they spend the rest of the day wondering what I just touched.

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I love the idea of a fruitarian, just morally affronted that anyone could eat a baby spinach.

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You’ll be watching a series, and they’ll just randomly start playing the best song you’ve ever heard in your life.

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Why trust atoms? Because they’ve never been caught fibbing, just fission.

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Is it healthier to drink tap water and let the fluoride calcify my pineal gland or drink bottled spring water and let micro plastics settle in my balls?

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It’s freaking me out to think of how bad I’d look at the Met Gala.

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My insurance company said if my tent is stolen while I’m camping, I won’t be covered.

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I don’t know how to explain it, but sometimes cheese just falls into my cart at the grocery store.

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Nurse: “This may hurt.” Me: “My life hasn’t been much fun either.”

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Summer: 10 minutes outside, 10 hours in front of the AC.

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“I asked ChatGPT.” “I asked Grok.” I asked God to strike me dead with lightning.

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At the end of the day, the day is going to end.

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Kinda rude my neighbors live next to me.

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Apparently, telling your friends not to stress about their wedding because “it’s your first marriage” is not the right thing to say.

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I bet it feels so good for a cat to headbutt someone they adore.

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I don’t normally like to brag about expensive trips but I just got back from the grocery store.

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I’m not drunk enough for this Teams meeting.

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I concern myself with the opinions of sheep because they are cute.

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Am simultaneously the family’s black sheep and gold star, and that’s exactly why I’m the way I am.

Spotify: enjoy the next 30 minutes commercial free. Also Spotify: we have no concept of time.

Due to personal reasons, I’ll be getting stronger every day.

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