Funny virtual quotes

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: You stop moving your mouse for 5 seconds, and Microsoft Teams will say you never showed up for work.

  Commentary:
  "Microsoft Teams be like: 'Did you fall into a black hole or just a snack break? 🍕👀'"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I’m not drunk enough for this Teams meeting.

  Commentary:
  When your laptop starts sounding like your boss is speaking in tongues, you know it's time for another round 🍺💻 #WorkFromHomeStruggles

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Told a couple of jokes at a Zoom meeting. Turns out I’m not even remotely funny.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like it was a ZOOM-out moment for your jokes! 😅 Who knew virtual laughter had such a high latency! 🤷‍♂️ Keep 'em coming though, maybe next time the Wi-Fi signal of humor will be stronger! 📡😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Called in, “If we’re living in a simulation, just simulate that I’m in the office today.”

  Commentary:
  "When you realize you could be a character in someone else's simulation… Might as well request a 'working-from-home' simulation setting, right? 🤖💼 #RealityCheck #SimulatedProductivity"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Zoom is really only for one thing: realizing our dream of staring at ourselves while talking to other people.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, Zoom, the ultimate mirror for our virtual selves to admire while pretending to pay attention to others. 🤳💬 Who needs actual eye contact when you can have your own spectacular reflection staring back at you? 😂 #ZoomLife"

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