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People who often talk to themselves are more intelligent than others. At least that’s what I tell myself.

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Did you get the telepathic message I sent earlier?

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I need to have a ginger ale about this.

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Someone at work had a 25-year anniversary, and it took everything in me not to say sheโ€™s been working longer than Iโ€™ve been alive.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฉ has downloaded:

My handwriting got like five different fonts, depends on my mood and the pen Iโ€™m using.

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What’s said in the blanket fort, stays in the blanket fort.

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Spent 20 minutes training ChatGPT to write the perfect anniversary note for my wife, so donโ€™t try to tell me Iโ€™m not romantic.

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Eventually, kids get old enough to see which parent was the problem.

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I donโ€™t get vegetables on my pizza because I donโ€™t like mixing business with pleasure.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง has shared:

Life hack: give yourself 8 to 12 hours of alone time in the morning to mentally prepare for the day.

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Having a crush is so fun, itโ€™s literally just butterflies and delusion.

Just landed via YouTube:

Insomniacs who are not afraid of the dark have nighty-night problems but the pitch ainโ€™t one.

Trending via Facebook:

Sometimes my body needs to be punished by Taco Bell.

Just landed via Reddit:

Phone is a cigarette for eyes.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Book reviews be like: “5 stars. I’m sobbing. I’m unwell. I haven’t eaten in 16 hours. Highly recommend.”

Freshly posted on Slack:

Getting the house to yourself for a night is basically winning the lottery.

Spotted on Reddit:

I can’t believe I was arrested for impersonating a politician. I was just sitting there doing nothing.

Freshly posted on X:

Sometimes Iโ€™m just so exhausted I have to go to bed and scroll my phone for the next 2-3 hours.

Going viral on Snapchat:

I donโ€™t understand why bugs come inside when they have a whole outside to themselves.

Just landed via WeChat:

It feels like it costs $100 a day just to exist anymore.

I’m not joining no alternate Twitter app. If this gets taken down, I’m starting a family.

I’m not joining no alternate Twitter app. If this gets taken down, I’m starting a family.
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Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฒ has downloaded:

Life is just a series of Sopranos references with some other things mixed in.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฒ has downloaded:

If men didnโ€™t exist, I would simply go for a 2 a.m. walk every night and listen to music in my AirPods.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฉ has downloaded:

Might put on a bikini and run through your DMs.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡น has shared:

Thaw me like one of your french fries!

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡น has copied:

Probably the worst thing about pyramid schemes is how they make you advertise to all your friends and family that you are part of a pyramid scheme.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ด has shared:

Iโ€™m never more unattractive than when a bee flies in my face.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฑ has downloaded:

Tattoos are a great convo starter. So as an introvert, I kinda regret getting them.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ has downloaded:

Life is just a series of obstacles preventing you from reading your book.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ญ has copied:

Ever woken up, kissed the person sleeping next to you and felt glad to be alive? I just did, so I wonโ€™t be catching this train again.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฆ has bookmarked:

“Get a life!” Have you seen some of the lives out there?

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Just landed via Pinterest:

My favorite part about summer is when I get to go back inside where itโ€™s air conditioned.

Going viral on YouTube:

How is a plant not able to handle direct sunlight? Youโ€™re from outside.

Seen just now on Messenger:

God, Iโ€™m not trying to rush you for my soulmate; but could I get the tracking number?

Spotted on TikTok:

“Overdressed” is a social construct created by hating girls.

Making waves on Threads:

Probably the most empowered Iโ€™ve ever felt was that time I stuck a fork in a socket.

Making waves on Slack:

Finally my winter fat has gone. I now have spring rolls.

Spotted on YouTube:

Gambling is all about getting something for nothing and spending thousands of dollars trying to do it.

Live now on Instagram:

The worst part about working from home is that your real husband is also your work husband.

Going viral on Instagram:

Iโ€™ll never understand people who go through self-checkout line and slowly and carefully scan their items. This line is for stealing.

Making waves on Twitch:

Iโ€™m still waiting for the day my parents will say, โ€œItโ€™s all fake, we are millionaires, this was just to teach you to be humbleโ€.

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