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Napping: the underrated luxury of adulthood 😴✨#CouchGoals
22 Funny taken quotes
All strapless bras need to be taken off the shelves. A total recall. We do not have the technology yet.
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Strapless bras: fashion's version of duct tape—works in theory, falls apart in practice! 🚫👙🤣
The circus does not condone the actions being taken by its monkeys.
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Looks like the monkeys broke out of the board meeting again! 🙈🐒🎪
Handing over my ID at the post office. The clerk said, “You’ve aged quite a bit since this photo was taken.” I said, “Yes, I had it taken just before I joined this queue.”
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Time really flies when you're waiting in line! ⏳😅📬
I have no idea how dishwasher tablets work. I’ve already taken five of them, and I still don’t feel like doing the dishes!
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Looks like those magic cleaning pills aren't working, but at least your insides are squeaky clean! 🧼😂
I’ve never wrestled an angry alligator, but I have taken off a wet sports bra in the middle of summer. So, same thing.
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That wet sports bra deserves an Olympic gold for wrestling! 🐊🤣🌞
I’ve taken a long, hard look at myself. I won’t be doing that again.
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Sounds like a major plot twist in the mirror-verse! 😂🪞🙈
I’m at the age where I consider any picture of me taken in the last ten years “current.”
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I feel you, my driver's license photo is starting to look like a historical artifact! 📸😄🕰️
Terrifying if taken literally—if these walls could talk.
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"Imagine the drama these walls would dish out! 📢🧱 Gossip Central reporting for duty! 😂"
People who like sweet potato fries can’t be taken seriously and deserve shame and ridicule.
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"Sweet potato fries fans, unite! We'll be over here not being taken seriously—and still being delicious. 🍠😂 #SeriousnessIsOverrated"