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"Who says being lazy is a bad thing? Some people call it laziness, I call it 'efficient energy preservation mode' – it's all about perspective, really!"

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I have read the room and decided to be illiterate.

1 month ago

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My tattoo means that I can’t be trusted with $200.

1 month ago

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When I was a little kid, I used to think, “This little pig went to market,” meant it was going shopping!

4 weeks ago

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Hell, yes, I work out. Somebody has to support the ibuprofen industry.

1 month ago

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Another day on this hamster wheel to nowhere.

4 weeks ago

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At the job interview with one AirPod in.

4 weeks ago

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94 shares on Slack this month:

These days I just accept the website cookies without any protest. Website is like Grandma, I’m not gonna fight with you.

85 shares on Reddit this month:

If we “talk,” you ain’t single. We’re in a pending relationship. You’re in the cart.

13 shares on X this month:

The prettier you are, the weirder it gets.

72 shares on Telegram this month:

I can’t date until the curse is lifted.

73 shares on Snapchat this month:

I honestly have no idea what a vitamin is. It’s in a banana but it’s also the sun? Sure.

77 shares on Threads this month:

If I was a microplastic, I would simply not go in the ocean or anyone’s mouth.

95 shares on Messenger this month:

Don’t forget to make everything about you today.

22 shares on WeChat this month:

Twitter is where the broken, the used, the fighters, and the lovers gather to appreciate the twisted beauty in one another.

50 shares on WeChat this month:

Just got my test results back and my cholesterol level is a cheese bratwurst.

29 shares on YouTube this month:

My husband saw a rabbit in our yard eating grass and said “That would be like sitting in a field of french fries.”

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇧🇴 has bookmarked:

My day starts backwards, I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has viewed:

My five-year plan is to just see what happens.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has copied:

Once I shot a man with a paintball gun, just to watch him dye.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has bookmarked:

Talents: eating!

Someone from 🇲🇹 has shared:

I miss making out in public and making people feel uncomfortable.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has shared:

This Thanksgiving, don’t ask me questions about my life, just pass the mashed potatoes.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has downloaded:

My favorite emails are the ones that say your order has shipped.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has bookmarked:

There are some websites where my password management strategy is to just hit “Forgot my password” every time I need to log in.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has copied:

Not to be dramatic, but learning how to read has ruined my life.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has downloaded:

What’s said in the blanket fort, stays in the blanket fort.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on WeChat:

If social media has taught me anything, it’s that we are all crazy in a different way.

Just landed via Twitch:

The season is back when women are 80% scarf.

Just shared via Instagram:

If my calculator had a history, it would be more embarrassing than my browser history.

Trending via WhatsApp:

“AI is coming for your jobs!” I would love to see AI be unemployed.

Just landed via Instagram:

What doesn’t kill you gives you a twisted, dark sense of humor.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Scrolling the feed as a mature person, not judging anybody.

Spotted on Twitch:

Life sucks. One day you have tiramisu, and then most other days you don’t. I hate that.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Hug your children as often as you can. They can’t break things during this time.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

I used to think I was indecisive, but I’m not too sure any more.

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I’m not lazy, I just really enjoy doing nothing.

Keep the laugh going 😂

I have read the room and decided to be illiterate.

My tattoo means that I can’t be trusted with $200.

When I was a little kid, I used to think, “This little pig went to market,” meant it was going shopping!

Hell, yes, I work out. Somebody has to support the ibuprofen industry.

Another day on this hamster wheel to nowhere.

At the job interview with one AirPod in.

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