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I’m not lazy, I just really enjoy doing nothing.

I’m not lazy, I just really enjoy doing nothing.

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"Who says being lazy is a bad thing? Some people call it laziness, I call it 'efficient energy preservation mode' – it's all about perspective, really!"



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