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"Who says being lazy is a bad thing? Some people call it laziness, I call it 'efficient energy preservation mode' – it's all about perspective, really!"

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Them: “Ugh, could you be more annoying?” Me: “Oh God, yes!”

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Billionaires are so weird. What are you saving up for? Hell?

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God ate when he created sleep, what a beautiful concept.

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One of the best examples of someone posing a question that they already know the answer to is the WeightWatchers website asking me if I accept cookies.

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Please make sure you are only drinking as much water as you REALLY need. We need that for the data centers. If you’re thirsty, AI is thirsty too.

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I googled my symptoms and it turns out I just need this election to be over.

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2 months ago

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Twitter is cool because you can figure out what’s going on in the world through memes instead of watching the news.

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Self-care is putting your face on a very soft cat.

64 shares on LinkedIn this month:

“Follow your heart,” as advice, is sort of like “abandon yourself to cognitive bias.”

76 shares on Instagram this month:

It’s a fabulous time to be alive if you love: verification codes, verifying your email, yelling ‘REAL PERSON’ into a phone at a robot, reading nightmarish news all day, every day, hot.

95 shares on Threads this month:

Hopefully it won’t be as bad as it already is.

59 shares on Twitch this month:

Common sense isn’t a gift. It’s a punishment, because you have to deal with everyone who doesn’t have it.

49 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I’ve come to the conclusion that my guardian angel is very possessive about me.

18 shares on Facebook this month:

Breakups are hard, but have you ever been disappointed in the food you ordered?

48 shares on WeChat this month:

Girl, whatever you’re going through right now, as long as you’re not pregnant, you’re gonna be fine.

50 shares on Instagram this month:

Fun fact: a person’s music taste can actually tell their intelligence level.

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I have never seen an alcohol company using a drunk person for any advertising, are they ashamed of their customers?

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If you can’t handle me at my worst, you don’t deserve me at my horniest.

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Love to come home after a long day’s work and relax with one thousand short-form videos.

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It’s hard to sleep knowing that cake is in the fridge.

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You know shit’s about to get real when I put on yoga pants before dessert.

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Fitness influencer: It’s important to listen to your body. Body: You’re old. And you want lasagna.

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“Still gangsta” I whisper to myself as I drink my chamomile tea with a heating pad on my back.

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There’s a special place in hell for people like you (next to me).

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“How is the job search going?” First of all, that is a violent question. And it hurts me, by the way. And second, how the hell should I know.

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Do you think protein wants to be in all these things?

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Well, well, well, if it isn’t the same bill I couldn’t afford to pay in a different color.

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Once you love wide-leg pants, there is no going back from that.

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People with ADHD be like “I can’t fry an egg, I got too much going on”.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Flying bugs can basically go anywhere they want, but still choose to fly right into your face.

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The USA is having so many disasters and tragedies, you’d almost think it was built on thousands of ancient Indian burial grounds.

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Brain, I know you’re trying hard, but you are not doing a good job.

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It’s a good friend who, when you want the truth, knows what truth you want.

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I regret to inform you that the secret to appearing well-read is to read.

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Unfortunately, I’m gonna have to cancel my appointment at a sperm bank. I will just call them and say I can’t come.

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After careful consideration, I think I’d have way more fun if I was incredibly stupid.

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I’m not lazy, I just really enjoy doing nothing.

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Them: “Ugh, could you be more annoying?” Me: “Oh God, yes!”

Billionaires are so weird. What are you saving up for? Hell?

God ate when he created sleep, what a beautiful concept.

One of the best examples of someone posing a question that they already know the answer to is the WeightWatchers website asking me if I accept cookies.

Please make sure you are only drinking as much water as you REALLY need. We need that for the data centers. If you’re thirsty, AI is thirsty too.

I googled my symptoms and it turns out I just need this election to be over.

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