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"Who says being lazy is a bad thing? Some people call it laziness, I call it 'efficient energy preservation mode' – it's all about perspective, really!"

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I followed a diet but it didn’t follow me back, so I unfollowed it.

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Anyone know which wine pairs well with societal collapse?

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I’m exactly where I want to be. At home, avoiding people.

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I can’t believe we live in the timeline where we invented a technology to make it so we can never trust a photo or video again.

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Euthanizing my Tamagotchi.

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Hello, I’m a professor in a movie. I only reach the main point of my lecture right as class is ending. Then I yell at students about the reading / homework as they leave.

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My dad called my philosophy degree a “license for unemployment.”

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If you’re having trouble finding the match to one of your socks, throw it away and the missing one will immediately show up. Follow me for more life hacks.

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Stop roasting yourself, you’re not a marshmallow.

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Ever since I learned about the concept of networking, I knew I was going to have to do everything alone and do it the hard way.

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When you accidentally laugh at your own thoughts, and now people are staring.

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50 shades of single.

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I hate when someone on a magazine cover stares at me while I eat.

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Have to wear real clothes on Monday. Pray for me.

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Sometimes I feel like my life is being written by someone who isn’t sure if they like me or not.

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Once you love wide-leg pants, there is no going back from that.

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I hope Instagram is still active during the apocalypse, so the zombies can post pics of whose brains they’re currently eating.

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Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

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Most of your problems emanate from assuming that you are intelligent. Ease into your stupidity, and be free.

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This is your sign to cancel all work meetings today.

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If you watch Home Alone backwards it’s a loving story about a kid that heals two men that were savagely beaten.

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Of course women need more pockets, where are we supposed to hold all of our grudges?

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When I was a kid, we still ate noodles. Then at some point we ate pasta. Today, we only eat carbs.

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89% of the time when my husband tells me I look great, what he really means is, “We needed to leave five minutes ago.”

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I wonder how many calories I can burn petting my cat.

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Wanna perform obscene blood rituals under the full moon, or nah?

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My last straw is way longer than I thought.

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Karma has taught me to never laugh at a stranger being attacked by a seagull.

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The difference between a songbird and a hummingbird is that one of them knows the lyrics.

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My husband is the do-it-yourself type. I asked him to take out the garbage and he said, “do it yourself.”

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There needs to be a separate grocery store for people who actually know what they’re doing.

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When you decorate your whole house for Christmas, what you’re really saying is “I’m not going to dust for at least a month.”

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I would like to see the USA go metric before I die, just so I can enjoy the outrage that would follow.

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Getting older is sexy. You moan more.

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Crossing things off my to-do list… I didn’t do them, I just don’t want them on my list anymore.

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I wish British people had subtitles so I knew what they are on about.

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I’m not lazy, I just really enjoy doing nothing.

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