I’m not lazy, I just really enjoy doing nothing. 1 month ago FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Who says being lazy is a bad thing? Some people call it laziness, I call it 'efficient energy preservation mode' – it's all about perspective, really!" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Don’t invite me anywhere in the last minute. I enjoy doing nothing, so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed. My four moods: I’m too old for doing that. I’m too tired for doing that. I’m too sober for doing that. I don’t have time for doing that. I’m super lazy today. It’s like normal lazy but I’m wearing a cape. I’ll stop being so lazy when being so lazy stops being so awesome. Getting older is realizing how great doing nothing is.
