Doing nothing is hard. You never know when you are done.

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At my age, you check a friend’s Facebook page to make sure they’re still alive before wishing them a happy birthday.

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Like, who are those little paper umbrellas trying to protect?

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I am awake and ready to be disappointed.

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I can’t wait for my mom to come to my new house so she can tell me how I organized the kitchen wrong.

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How dare you say I’m crazy on the eve of my cat’s wedding?

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“My reading glasses would look good on your nightstand.” -Me, flirting.

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I wanna meet the person whose parents are super disappointed he went to medical school instead of becoming a stand-up comedian.

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I no longer need an alarm clock because I’m over 40 and have a bladder.

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If you’re going to walk in my shoes, please also wear my FitBit.

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Everybody has a girlfriend and a boyfriend, and I’m over here like “I love food”.