I’m not like other teenagers, I’m 51. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Well, at least now you can blame your questionable fashion choices on being a rebellious teenager stuck in a middle-aged body!" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I’m at that age where I can no longer refer to other people as “elderly.” I’m at the age where a house arrest no longer sounds like the worst thing. Do you also have teenagers whose styling motto is: freeze to death for coolness? I love how all the movies about teenagers have to be set in the 90s or earlier otherwise we’d just be watching kids on their phones for two hours. Are there cheat codes for parenting teenagers? This level is really hard.