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I’m at that age where I can no longer refer to other people as “elderly.”

I’m at that age where I can no longer refer to other people as “elderly.”

Commentary:
Ah, the delicate stage of life where using the term “elderly” starts to sound a little too close to home! 👵🏼👴🏼 Maybe it’s time to upgrade to “seasoned citizens” or “vintage vanguards” instead? Just a thought! 😉✨

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged age, elderly, humor, i, life, life stage, people, perspective, stage, where on Nov 6, 2025 by slickboy.

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