I’m not old, I’m vintage. Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Who said age comes with wrinkles? 🧓 Embrace your vintage charm and let that fine wine of wisdom shine! 🍷✨" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I used to think that the older you get, the wiser and more self-confident you become. I now know that you just get tired more quickly. I am not old. I am in the prime of my decay. You’re never too old or too stupid to become older and stupider. I didn’t really feel old until my doctor hit me with the “at your age…” I get sad when I see how old people my age are.