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In a massage chair at the mall just moaning really loud.

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What’s it called when you’re super insecure but, at the same time, you can walk into a room full of people and think you’re better than everyone else?

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Can I come over and crawl around on you like a bug?

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The only career advice I have is make every decision that moves you closer to not having to be on LinkedIn.

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4 sneezes in a row is clout chasing. Wrap it up!

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The word “misread” can be misread as “misread.”

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Being Leonardo DiCaprio is like driving in a school zone. You don’t go above twenty-five.

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Ears are great for tucking your hair behind in the wind. Big shout out to ears.

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All cars should have a rubber bumper all the way around so we can hit each other.

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If you ever get attacked by a shark, just be a good sport about it and let it eat you. Hey, look on the bright side: It’s a rare occurrence, so you’re special.

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Gonna spend today following my cats into the kitchen and meowing at them until they give me treats.

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I don’t hate you, I just don’t want to see you alive.

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The main function of the little toe on your foot is to make sure that all the objects and furniture in the house are in the correct place.

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Banana boats are powered by bananas. Everyone knows this.

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Did you guys know that you can actually do whatever you want all the time?

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I hate it when my AirPods die instead of me.

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The difference between us is that people can peck you and I’m impeccable.

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A guy who never leaves his apartment so he can get the maximum value out of his rent.

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Nothing like waking up on a Friday and finding out it’s Tuesday.

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Sorry for texting you back instantly. My phone was in my hand, and I’m mature and actually like you.

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25 is the new 0 years old.

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Reverse cowgirl so I can post selfies.

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All income is disposable if you’re brave enough.

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Terrible things can happen if you go camping. For starters, you could want to go camping again.

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Establish dominance at work by telling your coworkers they look tired before they get a chance to say it to you.

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My exorcist thinks we should see other demons.

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Every email sent to me should end with ‘but if your tummy is hurting, don’t worry about it.’

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Hot girl in her 20s: It’s so weird, but I keep getting lucky, and everything works out in my favor.

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I started calling the new guy at work “Grok” because he thinks he knows everything.

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I like to think of myself as an onion. Peel back the many layers and deep down inside you’ll find a smaller, more anxious onion.

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Halloween is the only day you can ghost someone and blame it on being festive.

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One minute you’re young and wild, the next minute you’re into air fryers.

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My youngest started kindergarten today and I cried, but mostly for his teachers.

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I used to have a great future in my past.

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Performative male is kinda just a rebrand of metrosexual, which is just a way to say a straight guy is a little bit faggy.

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You aren’t from the Midwest unless you can spin out in the snow, regain control and keep driving like nothing happened.

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I’m not religious but I know there’s a hell because Monopoly exists.

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In a massage chair at the mall just moaning really loud.

What’s it called when you’re super insecure but, at the same time, you can walk into a room full of people and think you’re better than everyone else?

Can I come over and crawl around on you like a bug?

The only career advice I have is make every decision that moves you closer to not having to be on LinkedIn.

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