Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Is Craigslist still around, or did everyone over there get murdered?
  • I briefly stepped away from social media to get an idea of what else is going on in the world. For instance, I didn’t realize I was still married.
  • I would definitely deny being from here if the aliens pulled up and asked. Not claiming this embarrassing planet in front of intergalactic travelers, are you dumb?
  • I don’t have bad handwriting, I’m just using my own font.
  • I’m like 2% cute and 98% ugly.
  • The question of whether an employer values its employees is sometimes answered by the toilet paper.