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Sunday is proof that time travel exists, because it was just Friday.

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I don’t care if I’m standing in the window, if I said I ain’t home, I ain’t home.

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If you ever find yourself mad at me, put a cape on so you can be super mad.

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You know it’s bad when even a cheeseburger doesn’t help.

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Everybody hates me for being a beautiful angel with a perfect soul.

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How many exercise videos do you have to buy before you get some results?

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A moment of silence for the paycheck that was in my account for five minutes.

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My boss told me to show initiative, so I decided to finish work early.

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When I tell you “I’m open to feedback” I’m telling you to be nice to me or I’ll resort to violence.

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I’m not religious but I know there’s a hell because Monopoly exists.

Sunday is proof that time travel exists, because it was just Friday.

I ordered a new umbrella on Amazon and had it delivered straight to the lost and found office to maximize efficiency.

I don’t care if I’m standing in the window, if I said I ain’t home, I ain’t home.

Just checked my bank account. Looks like everyone’s getting a hug for Christmas.

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Sunday should be 48 hours instead of 24 hours, I need more time to be ready for Monday.

The best part of my kid graduating was unsubscribing from the school’s text messages.

It’s Monday. Please lower your voice and expectations.

I just wanna be rich enough to not have to run onstage after concerts to get my bra back.

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Y’all ever withheld good news so that it remains untouched by negativity?

At this point, if I get picked up by aliens, I’m just gonna go ahead and consider it a rescue mission instead of an abduction.

Super excited for a brand new week of hoping for the best, but expecting the worst.

Carrying a conversation counts as cardio.

Girl, whatever you’re going through right now, as long as you’re not pregnant, you’re gonna be fine.

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This place was really tidy yesterday. It’s a shame you missed it.

Nothing rattles me like the difference between rows and columns, man. I hate it so much.

Two people had sex and now I’m fighting for my life everyday.

“I’ll worry about it next time.” Me pissing off future me.

Airports should have tattoo parlors for those of us with long layovers and poor impulse control.

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Everyone’s worried about a recession, but babes, we’re heading for a dark age.

I’m just another dysfunctional train wreck barreling down the tracks with a smile.

There is no bigger lie than “fun for the whole family”.

Banana boats are powered by bananas. Everyone knows this.

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