I’m not religious but I know there’s a hell because Monopoly exists. Commentary:"Who needs faith when you've experienced the eternal torment of Monopoly? 😈 Board games can be a real test of friendships and sanity! 🎲💸 #MonopolyHell" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 So, does anyone know how to end mass religious psychosis, or is it just a thing now until we slowly die off from climate-induced disasters? I tell my kids winning isn’t everything and then I steal money from the monopoly bank. Want to know what someone is really like? Play Monopoly with them. I become someone I don’t recognize when I play Monopoly. I’m not religious, but if someone is turning water into wine, let’s take a second look.