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I’m so old, I still drink my coffee at home in the morning. From a real cup.

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You can’t spell crypto without “cry”.

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Friends with consequences.

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Washing my hands in the sink and then wiping them on my cat, like a towel.

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I accidentally poured vodka on my orange juice this morning. Twice.

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I found a box of VHS tapes. I’m a bit nervous about the one that has the label torn off.

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The trick is to be born in the right place and at the right time. If you mess that up, it gets tedious.

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RIP to everyone killed by the Gods for their hubris, but I’m different. And better. Maybe even better than the Gods.

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One pretty important part of being a dad is walking faster than the rest of your family through an airport.

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Sex so good, my left hand is making my right hand a sandwich.

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Manipulative people really be like “oh, so now I’m the bad guy for being the bad guy?”

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The 10 minutes I spend on my mobile before I go to sleep are the best 3 hours of my day.

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Good morning, dickhead, your little ray of sarcastic sunshine has arrived.

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How did the person who invented the spelling of “banana” decide when to stop?

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I refuse to be bound by the social construct called “the calendar.” Merry Christmas, everyone.

Spotted on Messenger:

I don’t think the makers of protein powder have ever had chocolate.

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I don’t always clear my calculator, but when I do, I hit both C and CE a bunch of times because I don’t know exactly what they do.

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Not to brag, but I finished an entire book in one sitting. I’m going to need some new crayons.

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If you see me out running, you should run too, because something is definitely chasing me.

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Bro, you’re not allowed anymore to have your tongue drop out of your mouth and form a stair case when you see my wife.

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63 Funny hell quotes

Funny hell quotes bring a mischievous twist to the fiery underworld! 😈😂 From witty remarks about fiery mishaps to playful observations on the darker side, these quotes capture the lighter side of a traditionally intense topic. Enjoy a laugh and find humor in the heat! 😄🔥

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43 minutes ago
Share →: I wonder how many people think, “What the hell?” after talking to me.

Commentary:
I'm sure it's a decent percentage, but hey, that's how I keep life interesting 😂🤔🎉
1 week ago
Share →: Got my dog microchipped, so if he runs away, I can just press a button, and he’ll explode.

Commentary:
When you realize your dog has a self-destruct mode 😂💥🐕
2 weeks ago
Share →: The first person to ever throw up was probably like, “Ok, what the hell.”

Commentary:
When your stomach invents interpretative dance without your permission 😂🤢💃
2 weeks ago
Share →: “What fresh hell is this?“ It’s actually the same hell as yesterday. Not fresh at all, really.

Commentary:
Guess we're in a Hell Groundhog Day! Where's Bill Murray when you need him? 🔄🔥😅
2 weeks ago
Share →: Every time I stand up, my dog gets excited as hell. He understands that I’m a real man who can make shit happen at any given moment.

Commentary:
😂🐾 "When I stand, my dog thinks I'm a superhero on the move! Only problem is, the biggest 'mission' I embark on is finding the TV remote. 🦸‍♂️📺"
2 weeks ago
Share →: I know it hurts like hell, and you don’t think you can do it, but it’s just one push-up.

Commentary:
"Push-up: 1, Me: 0. Battling gravity one chuckle at a time! 💪😅 #GravityWins"
2 weeks ago
Share →: Just because it’s a bad idea doesn’t mean that it ain’t gonna be a hell of a lot of fun.

Commentary:
"Bad ideas: Where the fun begins and the regrets form a band! 🎸😂🤷‍♂️"
3 weeks ago
Share →: Hell hath no fury like a toddler who lost the chance to push a button.

Commentary:
"Beware the wrath of the pint-sized button enthusiast! 😂👶🔘"
1 month ago
Share →: If you’re not dropping it like it’s hot, then what the hell are you doing?

Commentary:
"Clearly perfecting my 'drop it like it's lukewarm' technique! 😅🔥🍕"
1 month ago
Share →: There’s a special place in hell for people like you (next to me).

Commentary:
"Looks like we're carpooling to the hot spot! 😈🔥 #HellMates"

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Someone from 🇷🇸 has viewed:

There should be an Amazon driver at the Mall during the holidays so adults can sit on their lap and tell them what they want.

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Life hack: You can’t be sad if you are asleep.

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The list of women who haven’t slept with me is really impressive.

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One minute you’re young and fun and the next, you need a tow out of a beanbag chair.

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There is a reason I’m single and it’s called my face.

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I have good problem solving skills, but my problem creating skills are where I really shine.

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Caveman bartender: “This one’s on the cave.”

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My retirement plan is recording a hit Christmas song. I just need to learn how to sing and write music.

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Gravity, at all times, is trying to pull your pants down.

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HR is giving me a hard time because I’ve been starting all my work emails with “Dearly Beloved”.

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Shared recently on Twitch:

Almost all of my bad decisions are food-related.

Just shared via Snapchat:

You sound smart. You some kinda ‘ologist?

Trending via WeChat:

I get shy when my man stares at me for too long because what if he’s realizing I’m actually a lil ugly.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Sometimes I feel like I’m cheating on my recliner with my loveseat, in case you were wondering how emotionally invested I am in laziness.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

There are a few certainties in this life: death, taxes and when a Canadian tells you it’s cold out, it’s cold out.

Breaking via Slack:

I never knew how fast I could write until the teacher said pencils down.

Seen just now on X:

I run a parody bank account.

Just landed via Twitch:

Every frozen pizza is a canvas that needs an artist’s touch.

Just shared via WeChat:

Sorry I’m late. I was scraping the clearance tag off your Christmas present.

Trending via Facebook:

Toddlers negotiate like tiny mob bosses: it’s the hard way or the harder way.

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