114 funny hell quotes - Wordgag

I literally never want to be the bigger person again. We can both go to hell.

May 28, 2026

Clearly, hell is empty, the demons are all here.

May 28, 2026

Wait… if you’re circling back and I’m touching base, who the hell is monitoring the situation?

May 28, 2026

Not to be a nerd, but a well-placed semicolon is hot as hell.

May 28, 2026

There should be an Olympics where athletes can take as many drugs as they want. Like, to hell with y’all, let’s see how high humans can really jump.

May 28, 2026

Sorry for having no idea what the hell I am doing. It will happen again.

May 28, 2026

I love when my Uber driver and I both shut the hell up for a full ride.

May 28, 2026

This heat made me realize I won’t survive in hell, I gotta change.

May 28, 2026

Why the hell did they name them ‘Soldier ants’ and not ‘Combatants’?

May 28, 2026

Did you know if you hold your ear up to a stranger’s leg, you can actually hear them say, ‘What the hell are you doing?’

May 28, 2026

I wanna be a villain so I can just saunter everywhere. The heroes are always sprinting, always running. You ever seen Darth Vader run? Hell no. And I ain’t about to either.

May 28, 2026

Microdosing hell by checking the web every day.

May 28, 2026

I wonder how many people think, “What the hell?” after talking to me.

May 28, 2026

Got my dog microchipped, so if he runs away, I can just press a button, and he’ll explode.

May 27, 2026

The first person to ever throw up was probably like, “Ok, what the hell.”

May 27, 2026

“What fresh hell is this?“ It’s actually the same hell as yesterday. Not fresh at all, really.

May 27, 2026

Every time I stand up, my dog gets excited as hell. He understands that I’m a real man who can make shit happen at any given moment.

May 27, 2026

I know it hurts like hell, and you don’t think you can do it, but it’s just one push-up.

May 27, 2026

Just because it’s a bad idea doesn’t mean that it ain’t gonna be a hell of a lot of fun.

May 27, 2026

Hell hath no fury like a toddler who lost the chance to push a button.

May 27, 2026

If you’re not dropping it like it’s hot, then what the hell are you doing?

May 27, 2026

There’s a special place in hell for people like you (next to me).

May 27, 2026

Bored as hell. Anyone want to emotionally manipulate each other?

May 26, 2026

The devil is keeping him alive to avoid spending eternity with him in hell.

May 26, 2026

Born to say “Who the hell raised you to be this stupid.” Forced to work in groups.

May 26, 2026

Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the hell happened.

May 26, 2026

If a man says he’ll fix it, he will fix it. There’s no need to remind him every six months.

May 26, 2026

Just saw the fattest bird. This guy must get up early as hell.

May 26, 2026

Being a woman is trying to guess what the hell is going on with your body three times a week.

May 26, 2026

The first guy to clap after seeing something cool must have been like “what the hell am I doing?”

May 26, 2026

I’ve never been to hell, but I once forgot to buy batteries for the toys on Christmas morning. The sound is still ringing in my ears.

May 26, 2026

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

May 25, 2026

Telling an introvert to go to a party is like telling a saint to go to Hell.

May 25, 2026

Can’t stand British posts on my timeline. “I bought this for four squids and a halfpenny!” What the hell are you talking about?

May 25, 2026

Being an adult is crazy. Because what the hell is going on?

May 25, 2026

Starting the second half of your sandwich is like “hell yeah, baby, let’s run it back!”

May 25, 2026

I think if you ask Kanye for a million at the right time, he’ll give it to you.

May 25, 2026

This too shall pass, but what the hell?

May 25, 2026

Why the hell is my laundry bin always full? I’m not even going anywhere.

May 25, 2026

Why the hell is it called the restroom? I am fighting for my life in here.

May 25, 2026