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126 Funny game quotes

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You guys ever play a game for hours straight? You start hallucinating the sounds.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

Me, after skipping the tutorial: how the hell do you play this game?

Posted onMay 30, 2026

This football season, we need to bring back getting drunk and calling in to your team’s local radio show after the game. Such a lost art.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

My kids asked me what games I used to play on my iPad as a kid. I told them I used to speak into a fan to sound like a robot.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

Dating apps aren’t working, time to start drinking beer and eating hot dogs along the first base line at a baseball game.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

Gonna close my bank account and keep all my money on me, like Sonic the Hedgehog.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

An escape room, but it’s just your thoughts. Good luck.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

Deleting my Call of Duty account so the army can’t see my potential, and I don’t get drafted.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Deleted all my dating apps. I’m ready to find the love of my life in World of Warcraft.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Before cell phones, if you were bored in public, you had to flip a nickel in the air over and over.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

I like when games that have no need for a jump button have a jump button.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

I’m broke in Monopoly, and my husband just asked if I want to earn $100.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Life is like a game of chess. I don’t enjoy it very much.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Crazy to think the average Zoomer male just works, watches porn, and plays video games. That’s it. That’s their whole life.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Being smart is a curse. You see the game, the lies, the patterns, but you still gotta play dumb to survive.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Worst feeling is playing a game and having nobody to talk to about it.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

If three ghosts visited me on Christmas, I’d make them play Mario Party with me.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

They’re bluffing when they say you can still get knocked off the nice list this late in the game. Santa’s been delivering gifts in Japan for hours by now; that list is locked. Do whatever you want.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Does anyone play Trivial Pursuit anymore, or did it retire with the encyclopedias?

Posted onMay 29, 2026

If you’re having a good day today, don’t play Wordle.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

The Angry Birds assaulted me and made me rip their disgusting bong.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

White elephant: Nothing brings people together like fighting over absolute garbage.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Phone dry, no food in the house, I keep dying in my game. I’m such a loser.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

The elder Zoomer speaks of the Wii with reverence.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Once this pandemic ends, I’m legit quitting video games and getting a girlfriend for real.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Shoutout to video games, man. I love having a reason to live.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

If Liverpool play Real Madrid right now, both teams will lose the game.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

If I had a tiny girlfriend, I would love to throw her across gaps so she can pull levers and open doors that get me to her part of the level.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

I run every day for 30 minutes. If I miss a day, I add 30 minutes to the next day. This has truly been a game changer. Tomorrow I’m supposed to run for 3 weeks.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

There’ll be a time someone will convince you to watch Game of Thrones. It is very important that you listen to them and watch.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

The most dangerous drinking game I play, is seeing how long I can go without coffee.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

SHEIN does entirely too much on their app. Feels like a freaking casino every time you open it.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

If life was a video game, right now would be the time where I randomly press buttons because I don’t know what to do.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

Five out of six people find Russian Roulette to be a safe activity.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

I become someone I don’t recognize when I play Monopoly.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

If you get cremated after you die, you can be put into an hourglass and still participate in family game nights.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

My favorite game is to guess if my headache is due to dehydration, migraine, malnutrition, stress, lack of sleep, poor position, or a brain tumor.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

Dating again after you break up with a long-term partner is like dying in a video game and ending up back at the start to do it all again, except with less health.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

The walk of shame, except it’s me at a bowling alley walking back to sit down after I knock down zero pins with bumpers.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

Drinking a couple of beers and then getting onto Red Dead Redemption, and just petting my horse and feeding it apples.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

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