69 Funny game quotes

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  4 hours ago

  Share →: I speak for everyone when I say that finding the balance between watching movies, watching TV shows, and playing video games is harder than any job.

  Commentary:
  Juggling screen time is the ultimate multitasking Olympics 🏆🎬📺🎮!

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  1 day ago

  Share →: I’m ready for the exciting last 30 seconds of the basketball game, which stretch into 25 minutes of fouls, time-outs, and commercials.

  Commentary:
  First row seats to the longest 30 seconds in sports history! ⏰🏀📺

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Adding “Free HBO” to your dating profile isn’t the game changer you’d think it’d be.

  Commentary:
  Who knew “Free HBO” was a turn-off? I guess people really aren’t into commitment-free streaming! 🎬🤷‍♂️📺

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: It’s not about the cards you’re dealt, but how you play the hand you’ve got hidden up your sleeve.

  Commentary:
  "Life hack: Always keep an extra ace up your sleeve… and a good poker face! 🤫🃏😄"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: If they played poker with potato chips, I’d have a gambling problem.

  Commentary:
  "Stacking chips takes on a whole new meaning when you can't stop eating your winnings! 🥔🎰😂"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: If white men can’t jump, how do you explain Super Mario?

  Commentary:
  “Clearly, all you need is a power-up mushroom! 🍄🦘”

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: You’re old if you’re excited to learn how to play Mahjong.

  Commentary:
  "Just discovered Mahjong and my hip cracked in excitement! 🎉🀄️🎊 #OldIsTheNewYoung"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: Maybe, deep in its code, ChatGPT dreams of being a sentient Game Boy resting by the shore—no updates, no inputs, just the tide.

  Commentary:
  "Plot twist: ChatGPT gets sunburned pixels from all that virtual sunshine! 🌞🎮🤖 #GameBoyGoals"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: The ugliest version of me is the version that comes out when I play board games. I don’t know who she is, but she is a monster. She is not fit for human interaction.

  Commentary:
  "Board games really bring out my alter ego: 'Competitive Cathy' 😈🎲 Who knew a simple game of Monopoly could cause inner monster mayhem?" 🤣🏰

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  2 months ago

  Share →: My favorite game is guessing if my headache is due to dehydration, migraine, malnutrition, stress, lack of sleep, poor posture, or a brain tumor.

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  Commentary:
  "Sounds like the ultimate game of 'Head-ache-tective!' 🔍🧠😅 Who needs puzzles when your body is a mystery, right? 😂💧🍕💤"

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