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  • I hate managing money, I was born to splurge.

    Commentary:
    “Budget? Is that a new type of dessert? 🍰💸😂”

  • The lion doesn’t concern himself with credit card debt.

    Commentary:
    “Lions: King of the jungle, not king of the monthly statements. 🦁💳😅”

  • Money talks, and also waves goodbye.

    Commentary:
    “When money waves goodbye, it’s like my wallet performing a magic disappearing act! 🎩💸😂”

  • There is too much money in the world for me to be broke.

    Commentary:
    “With all this money floating around, my wallet’s practicing social distancing! 💸🤣”

  • I need to start hiding my money from myself.

    Commentary:
    “Ah, the classic hide-and-seek game between you and your own wallet! 🕵️‍♂️💸 Who will outwit whom in this battle of financial espionage? Maybe try stashing your money in a place so secret, even you can’t find it! 🤑🔍 #MoneyMystery”

  • You’ll be fighting for your life financially and that’s when all your toiletries finish at the same time.

    Commentary:
    “When life gives you lemons, it also makes sure your toothpaste, shampoo, and toilet paper run out simultaneously 😂💸 Just when you thought money couldn’t slip through your fingers any faster, your toiletries team up for a surprise attack! It’s like a financial obstacle course with a cheeky twist – watch out for those empty bottles and rolls! 🚿💰”

  • All income is disposable if you’re brave enough.

    Commentary:
    “Who needs a budget when you have a heart full of courage and a wallet full of receipts? 💸💪 Live life on the wild side… of spending! 😂”

  • Bitcoin is just Kohl’s Cash for boys.

    Commentary:
    “Bitcoin is like Kohl’s Cash for boys – except instead of redeeming it for discount kitchen appliances, they trade it for imaginary Lamborghinis 🚗💸 #CryptoJunkies”

  • I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

    Commentary:
    Well, isn’t that a “bank-breaking” turn of events! 😂 Looks like someone’s interest rates hit an all-time low! 🏦💸💔 Remember, it’s important to stay invested in what keeps you passionate! 📈🔥

  • Loving her was my second biggest mistake. Not buying Bitcoins in 2010 still remains the first.

    Commentary:
    “Ah, the classic tale of love and regret – should’ve listened to the heart AND the market trends! Who knew that the key to happiness was a wallet full of Bitcoins back in 2010?”

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