I’m off to Club Bed, featuring DJ Pillow and MC Blanky. Posted on15 hours ago15 hours ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like the ultimate sleepover rave! π€ππ Related Funny Quotes π€ I’m off to club bed, featuring DJ Pillow and MC Blanky. I hate it when my pillow is not pillowing like it should. You have one job. Be a pillow man. You are pillow. Act like one! Best threesome: me, my bed and my pillow. I replaced my old flat pillow that hurt my neck with a new fat fluffy pillow that hurts my neck. Monsters canβt hide under my bed. Thatβs where my cats have their fight club.