18 funny pillow quotes - Wordgag

I’m off to club bed, featuring DJ Pillow and MC Blanky.

May 20, 2026

I’d make room in my pillow fort for you.

May 19, 2026

Pizza rolls are comfort food because they look like little pillows.

Apr 1, 2026

“I’m at the age where, if I use the wrong pillow at night, it hurts to turn my head the next day.”

Apr 1, 2026

One of the toughest jobs in parenting is serving the inevitable eviction notice on your kid’s pillow fort.

Mar 30, 2026

I replaced my old flat pillow that hurt my neck with a new fat fluffy pillow that hurts my neck.

Mar 29, 2026

I’m at the age where using the wrong pillow makes you feel like you broke your neck.

Mar 29, 2026

When you scream into your pillow, the memory foam never forgets.

Mar 29, 2026

So grateful for pillows. My head works hard, it deserves its own bed.

Mar 28, 2026

Best threesome: me, my bed and my pillow.

Mar 28, 2026

Blocking isn’t enough, I hope your pillow never has a cold side.

Mar 28, 2026

Why would I want a memory pillow? Sleep is where I go to forget.

Mar 25, 2026

Every homemade dinner counts as negative calories because of the exercise we get waving pillows at the smoke detectors.

Mar 25, 2026

If you fall asleep long enough, the steering wheel gives you a pillow.

Mar 25, 2026

Due to personal reasons, I will be screaming into a pillow.

Mar 25, 2026

I hate it when my pillow is not pillowing like it should. You have one job. Be a pillow man. You are pillow. Act like one!

Mar 25, 2026

The cool side of the pillow just stole my boyfriend.

Mar 24, 2026

This pillow isn’t going to scream into itself.

Mar 24, 2026