Commentary:
Turning those knobs like they're handling a volcano on a disco floor! 🔥🎛️😎
Funny dj quotes
Becoming a DJ, but only because I like to impose my will and preferences upon the masses.
Commentary:
I guess you're turning tables and taking names 🎧😎 #DJDictator
Women will brag about their intuition, and then date a DJ.
Commentary:
Well, sometimes intuition just wants to hit the dance floor and spin some records! 🎧💃😂
Yes, I was behind the DJ booth, but only as a cultural anthropologist.
Commentary:
"Ah, the elusive DJ Anthropologist – observing the wild dances of the nocturnal creatures who flock to the beat of the bass 🎶🕺🔬. Who knew studying party animals could be so fascinating? Just remember, folks, always stay curious…and hydrated! 💃🍹"
I’m off to club bed, featuring DJ Pillow and MC Blanky.
Commentary:
"Looks like someone's ready to drop the most epic nap mix of 2021! 🎶😴 DJ Pillow and MC Blanky are about to make some serious ZZZs happen on the dance floor… I mean, bed! 💤💃 #SleepyBeats"