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A fun wedding bit is to sit next to a random guest, point to the bride or groom & whisper, “it should’ve been you”

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I withdraw my argument. I didn’t realize you had a meme to back you up.

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Relationship status: nobody is cheating on me so that’s pretty neat.

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Seems like being an asshole is a full-time job for some.

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Blocking anyone who tries to motivate me.

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Sailors wish they could swear like me.

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I just sneezed into my elbow and now I’m waiting for a preschool teacher to praise me.

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My husband is trying to convince me that we’re in a situationship. “The situation is that we live in the same house and love each other.”

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“Do it scared!” Thanks, but I have done everything scared. When is it my turn to do it calm?

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Female dragonflies will fake their own deaths to avoid mating with unwanted males. They are like, “Ugh, here comes Carl again. Play dead, girl!“