I’m only here to test your patience, but like, in a sexy way.

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It should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. Like, I shut it off and back on again, why are you still here?

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When they know you know they did you dirty, they stay gone. And that’s the best thing.

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You look like you can go as yourself for Halloween.

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I’m not sure how long my body can handle this “getting out of bed early in the morning” nonsense.

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The USA is having so many disasters and tragedies, you’d almost think it was built on thousands of ancient Indian burial grounds.

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I forgot to sweep up some crumbs earlier, and I just heard an ant moaning in pleasure as he discovered the bounty.

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Had the bed all to myself last night, so you know what that means… I slept in a slightly different spot, and now my neck feels weird.