Welcome to your 40’s: you have big plans tonight. No, you don’t. Posted onMar 31, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:When making big plans means deciding which comfy pajamas to wear tonight πππ Related funny posts π€ βWe should get ticketsβ is as close to a rock concert as I get these days. No, I can’t tonight. I already have plans to look at my phone somewhere else. Quitting my job to pursue my true passion: not having a job. When someone asks me why Iβm leaving the party early, I say βIβm late for an appointment with my pajamas.β I can’t decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life, or they are living it to the fullest.