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🌏🚀 "Earth has been fun and all, but have you seen the reviews on Mars? I heard they have out-of-this-world Wi-Fi and zero traffic jams! 😂👽 Ready to pack my bags and start a new adventure on another planet!" 🌌👾

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So many spreadsheets and not once did I feel excelled.

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Being completely ignored on Twitter is associated with higher IQ.

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Look, a three-day weekend is all I ask. The rest can be four-day weekends.

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An air mattress is the best way to tell your houseguests not to stay too long.

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Only at 27 do you become old, and then when you turn 30, you become younger than ever. That’s just how it goes.

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Welcome to your 40’s: See that kid dressed up like a cop? He is a cop.

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People that tell us what sex gods they are, what do you want us to do with that information?

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The most incredible thing about James Bond is the way he can walk into any hotel room and immediately know how to use the shower.

45 shares on Threads this month:

Taking the day off to brush up on conspiracy theories and really get this family party started.

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Lucky for me, I don’t have enough friends for an intervention.

88 shares on TikTok this month:

Crossing my fingers one of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse is single.

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I’ve jogged with my jogging pants about as often as I’ve rolled through the kitchen with kitchen roll.

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Every frozen pizza is a canvas that needs an artist’s touch.

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If social media has taught me anything, it’s that we are all crazy in a different way.

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I don’t understand how I can remember every word of a song from 1984, but I can’t remember why I walked into the kitchen.

87 shares on Pinterest this month:

Unfortunately for everyone, I will keep doing whatever I want.

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Men: Masters of multitasking – can watch sports, ignore laundry, and forget your birthday, all at once.

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I’m just a girl, standing in front of a Monday, asking it to be a Friday.

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I refuse to listen to anyone give commentary on the state of society unless it’s in a TikTok video filmed inside their car.

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Doesn’t matter, Your Honor! I, for one, found it very funny.

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ADHD is when you buy a blender and then make smoothies every day for 2 weeks, and then never make one or even acknowledge your blender ever again.

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Justice is a dish best served cold. If it were served warm, it would be just water.

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Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here making love.

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I don’t hate anyone in particular, I just hate everyone in general.

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Are you ever so happy to be in bed, you wish you could be even more in bed than you already are?

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The holidays may be over by my work ethic is still out of the office.

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Imagine not sighing when you think about your life.

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I find as I get older it’s the little things that bring me joy. Like embarrassing my children.

Going bananas on Discord:

The fewer the people, the greater the inner peace.

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Mercury is no longer in retrograde, so never trust a cow because the sun can’t swim.

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I’m actually really good looking if you don’t look at me.

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Let’s all be grateful for a moment that stupidity is not contagious.

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I got my superpowers when I was bitten by a radioactive idiot.

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Don’t be alarmed at my semicolon usage; I’m a professional.

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Good news: I set an all time high today! Bad news: It’s my cholesterol.

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Kinda messed up that the government knows my birthday but never sends me a gift or anything.

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I’m ready to try another planet.

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Only at 27 do you become old, and then when you turn 30, you become younger than ever. That’s just how it goes.

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