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Sorry about my behavior as of late. I have plastic in my brain.

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Love those deep burps that instantly make me feel like I lost 10 lbs.

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Nothing brings neighbors together like a few cops cars in front of another neighbor’s house that no one likes.

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I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s like 7 years in a row now.

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I’m still tired from yesterday’s tired.

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If you stare at your face in the back of a spoon you look a lot like someone who doesn’t know how to use cutlery.

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And is your “sparkling personality” in the room with us now?

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I hate it when I imagine how a conversation will go and then in the actual conversation the person goes off script. That’s not your line, man.

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The belief that software engineers are uniquely intelligent has done unimaginable damage on society.

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Remember, when a package says “sharing size”, that’s just a guideline. They have no enforcement mechanism.

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I don’t need your flipping advice, I am capable of ruining my life on my own.

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“This too shall pass!” Okay, but like, when exactly?

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Now that the nights are getting cooler again, spiders often hide in your bed in search of warmth. Sleep well!

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Workplace Wrapped: you had 60k minutes of meetings this year that could’ve been an email.

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Sometimes, before bedtime, I fall asleep on the couch. It’s my little sleep appetizer… my nappetizer.

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I don’t mean to brag, but I put together a puzzle in 1 day and the box said 2-4 years.

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My favorite exercise is a combination of a lunge and a crunch. It’s called lunch.

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My kidnappers sent me back early with a full apology, some money, and several of their fingers.

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I am losing touch with reality and I couldn’t be happier.

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Girl talk is my favorite. You go from discussing goals to talking about shoes, to hating men, to planning a trip in six minutes.

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I’m ready to try another planet.

Sorry about my behavior as of late. I have plastic in my brain.

Love those deep burps that instantly make me feel like I lost 10 lbs.

Nothing brings neighbors together like a few cops cars in front of another neighbor’s house that no one likes.

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s like 7 years in a row now.

I’m still tired from yesterday’s tired.

If you stare at your face in the back of a spoon you look a lot like someone who doesn’t know how to use cutlery.

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I have been nothing but creepy and aggressive to you. Please respond.

Too poor for Ozempic but too undisciplined for strict diet and exercise. Is there a secret third option?

You’re never too old or too stupid to become older and stupider.

There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after a vacation.

Where did you come from, Where did you go, Where did you come from, Pokémon Go.

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“I have an AI boyfriend.” No, you don’t. It’s Adam and Eve or Adam and Steve, not Adam and USB.

My fantasy is having two men at once. One cooking, one cleaning.

Why is nobody questioning the quietness of the cosmos?

I can’t believe we became the adults in the most unaffordable period in history.

Work beers should be a daily thing.

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Did you get that psychic damage I sent you?

I think God’s next test for me should be, “Can he handle a ridiculous amount of money.”

If you live in the same hemisphere as me, you’ve probably already heard me sneeze.

Mentally, I’m in a forest screaming. Physically, I’m answering emails with a fake smile and clenched jaw.

Shout out to people jogging in this heat, no, seriously, shout out to make sure they’re okay.

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Taking Adderall before going to lay on the beach so I can focus more on having a good time.

The word Ohio looks like a tractor.

I love that cats slap the shit out of everything they can’t understand.

It’s called shitposting, Your Honor. You should try it sometimes; it’s liberating.

The biggest first-world problem is having your favorite makeup product be discontinued.

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