I’m ready to try another planet. Posted on4 hours ago4 hours ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI’m ready to try another planet. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 How can I be ready for the future when I’m not even ready to get up in the morning? Your girlfriend needs two hours to get ready. But if you don’t have your shoes on when she’s ready, you’re the problem. The planet is fine. The people are fucked. Freddie Mercury, Venus Williams, and Bruno Mars walk into a bar. They didn’t planet that way. Attention: will the owner of a small blue planet with tectonic plates please attend to your vehicle. It is overheating.