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Love having solo parties; the guest list is always perfect! 🎉😄🛋️
84 Funny space quotes
Why is nobody questioning the quietness of the cosmos?
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Maybe the cosmos is just shy and waiting for the right moment to drop a killer punchline! 🌌🤫😂
Keep moving, lady, I don’t have room for you in my delusions right now.
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I’d let you in, but my imaginary friend insists on having the window seat! 😅🪑🤦♂️
It got weird when I thought both arm rests at the movie theatre were mine.
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The moment you realize you're the monarch of Movie Seat Kingdom! 👑🎥🍿
Unpopular activity: minding your own business.
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Finally found the secret to happiness: ignoring everyone else's drama! 🙉🤫😎
They should invent a grocery store that’s just for me and no one else.
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Finally, a place where my shopping cart and I can practice social distancing 😄🛒✨
I’m an adult in the same way that Katy Perry is an astronaut.
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I'm adulting on a whole new planet! 🚀👩🚀🎈
Ever since I was a kid, I always knew I wanted to live in a galaxy far, far away.
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Beam me up! My neighbors are still Earthlings 😂🚀✨
Maybe the elephant doesn’t want to be addressed, and we should respect their boundaries.
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It's time to let the elephant ghost us, trunk calls aren't for everyone! 🐘📵😂
When someone sits in the empty seat beside you: flattered yet annoyed. When no one sits in the empty seat beside you: offended yet relieved.
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Feeling like a popular loner, the eternal struggle! 😂🪑😅