84 funny space quotes - Wordgag

Being alone is my favourite way of being.

May 30, 2026

Why is nobody questioning the quietness of the cosmos?

May 30, 2026

Keep moving, lady, I don’t have room for you in my delusions right now.

May 30, 2026

It got weird when I thought both arm rests at the movie theatre were mine.

May 30, 2026

Unpopular activity: minding your own business.

May 30, 2026

They should invent a grocery store that’s just for me and no one else.

May 29, 2026

I’m an adult in the same way that Katy Perry is an astronaut.

May 29, 2026

Ever since I was a kid, I always knew I wanted to live in a galaxy far, far away.

May 29, 2026

Maybe the elephant doesn’t want to be addressed, and we should respect their boundaries.

May 29, 2026

When someone sits in the empty seat beside you: flattered yet annoyed. When no one sits in the empty seat beside you: offended yet relieved.

May 29, 2026

Libraries were a good start, but we really need to keep working on the number of places where people shouldn’t be allowed to talk.

May 28, 2026

I’m on a spinning rock in outer space, and I have to answer work emails.

May 28, 2026

Aliens probably lock their doors when they fly past Earth.

May 28, 2026

Touch my butt, not my coffee.

May 27, 2026

I want a restraining order on everyone who doesn’t wear deodorant.

May 27, 2026

A fly swatter, but for close talkers.

May 27, 2026

A big part of my wife’s cardio routine is rolling away from me in bed.

May 27, 2026

The moon landing was faked. They actually went to Mars, and I can prove it.

May 27, 2026

Someone taking your parking space at your own home is a different type of anger.

May 27, 2026

I like to be alone a lot; it’s nothing personal.

May 27, 2026

If we get invaded by space aliens, I am immediately defecting to the alien side. Sorry.

May 27, 2026

I am awake. Please respect my privacy during this difficult time.

May 27, 2026

I’m convinced that if Earth explodes, all the cats will land safely on the moon, on their feet.

May 27, 2026

Leave me alone, man. I’m just living my life like a candle in the wind.

May 27, 2026

Once I get my UFO, don’t be asking me for rides.

May 27, 2026

My lotion bottle says to use it on areas of irritation, so I slathered it all over my coworker, Deborah.

May 27, 2026

Sorry, can’t. I’m too busy growing new neural pathways to make space for a stranger’s opinion. Evolution takes bandwidth, man.

May 27, 2026

Distance is my jam; solitude is my peanut butter.

May 27, 2026

Due to inflation, alien abduction no longer comes with free probes. Humans are required to bring their own probes or may purchase a probe on board the spacecraft for a moderate fee.

May 27, 2026

Why are there people outside at the same time as me? It’s my turn.

May 27, 2026

Sending your selfies to NASA because you’re a star.

May 26, 2026

My love life feels like when you finally spot an open space in a full parking lot — and then boom, it’s a motorcycle.

May 26, 2026

If you’re riding in my car, that little middle piece is for my elbow — not yours.

May 26, 2026

Floating on a rock in space, but yeah – 9 to 5 sounds reasonable.

May 26, 2026

Coming back to your own bed after a few days away is peak coziness.

May 26, 2026

Every time I have to leave the house and be around people I remember why I hate having to leave the house and be around people.

May 26, 2026

They should invent going outside without people looking at you.

May 26, 2026

I don’t think astronauts should be allowed to come back. You made your choice.

May 26, 2026

Those astronauts that just landed? They should be greeted by chimpanzees on horses.

May 26, 2026

There are 400 billion stars in our galaxy and perhaps two trillion galaxies in total, and I just wonder if Miss Universe fully understands her achievement.

May 26, 2026