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Testing sibling boundaries: the ultimate survival training! 😂🤼♂️🔪
82 Funny try quotes
Is there a rehab for introverts who try to extrovert? Asking for a friend.
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When my introvert battery hits 5%, I'm in desperate need of a social detox! 🤯🔋✨
Women are like a fitted sheet. No matter what you do or how hard you try, they just never seem to cooperate.
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Fitted sheets: the ultimate relationship training ground! 😂🛌💪
Anytime someone comments on my weight, I try to ignore them and keep my chins up.
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Keeping my heads held high! 😂😆 #ChinUp #DoubleTheFun
No revenge, but I hope you stutter every time you try to dirty talk with someone.
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Hope your sweet talk sounds like a buffering video 📡😂🔄
My doctor told me I should try anger management classes, and I’m still really pissed at him about it.
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Looks like I'm so good at anger management, I've managed to stay angry! 🤬😅
If you think Dry January is hard, wait until you try Abstinence August.
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Abstinence August? Sounds like my calendar needs a vacation 🚫🍹🤦♂️
My greatest flaw is that I will try any specialty lemonade. 90% of them are nearly undrinkable, but I persevere.
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Lemonade connoisseur in pursuit of the perfect sip, or just thirsty for punishment? 🍋😂
No open job postings for “Warrior Poet” found in your area. Please try another search.
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Guess I'll have to settle for "Weekend Bard" instead! 🎤🗡️📜
Girl, you gotta try this healing potion. It’s called beer.
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When your health bar is low but your spirits need a boost: 🍺✨ Cheers to magical potions! 😂