I’m saving money on rent by moving into an abandoned cobweb. Posted onJan 21, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:I just hope your new roommates don't have too many legs! πΈοΈπ π Related funny posts π Wearing shorts and my pale legs screamed at the sensation of sunlight like vampires. There are two wolves inside me, but please no one tell my landlord. When Iβm dying, please rush me to the nearest haunted house. I donβt want to haunt a shitty apartment by myself. We should bring gargoyles back, more buildings need freaky little guys on them. Nobody is more cold-blooded than a toddler, just saying what they see and feel.