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Is there anyone here old enough to remember when typing was a class in high school?

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There are only two portion sizes for mashed potatoes: nowhere near enough (posh restaurants) or far, far too much (literally everyone else).

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The moon is literally dragging the oceans around, and you think your body shouldn’t feel it?

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I really don’t get enough praise for someone who doesn’t need validation from others.

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Boxes of pasta don’t need a plastic window. I believe pasta is in the box.

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When someone yells stop, I don’t know if it’s in the name of love, it’s hammer time, or if I should collaborate and listen.