Nobody is more cold-blooded than a toddler, just saying what they see and feel.

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Every day I ask ChatGPT if it knows where my keys are and if it ever knows the answer, I’m suing everybody.

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Whoever has my voodoo doll, please put some money in its pocket.

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There’s protein in foods that have never been protein before.

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Autocorrect has become our worst enema.

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This whole working for a living thing goes on for how long?

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The thing I can’t get over about Love Island is they’re only allowed 2 drinks a night, like they’re all just acting like that.

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Sorry I didn’t get you an anniversary card, babe, but you opted in to paperless affection on our third date.