We should bring gargoyles back, more buildings need freaky little guys on them. Posted onMar 31, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Can't wait for the next architectural trend: spooky rooftop roommates! ๐ฐ๐น Related funny posts ๐ค I really hope my house is haunted and not in need of structural repairs. If a man says he’ll fix it, he will fix it. There’s no need to remind him every six months. Itโs legally required that you lose a frisbee onto the roof within one week of purchase. If I donโt duck my head when I drive into the parking garage, whatโs gonna keep my car from hitting the ceiling? I just cleaned the house top to bottom, so now I’m gonna need everybody to stop living here.