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When your rental home turns into a Monopoly board and you’re the one paying the premium on every square 🔄🏠💸🤣
31 Funny rent quotes
Maximizing rent value by turning ‘homebody’ into an Olympic sport!
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🏆🏡 Training for the gold medal in couch curling and fridge foraging! 🍔🍕🥇
A guy who never leaves his apartment so he can get the maximum value out of his rent.
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Maximizing rent value by turning 'homebody' into an Olympic sport! 🏠🥇😂
Unpopular opinion: Landlords should not be able to increase rent unless they’re upgrading the apartment.
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Sounds fair—if they're not adding a hot tub, they should just enjoy their reruns of "Rents Gone Wild" 📈🏢🚫💸!
Just paid my rent, now I have a warm place to starve in.
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That's one expensive starvation sauna 😂💸📉
Asking my landlord if he has any Cyber Monday deals.
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Do you think the rent will drop as fast as my online shopping cart items? 🏠💸😂
Paid my rent and slept in every room of my house this week, kitchen and laundry room next.
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Living that luxury lifestyle where my couch and stovetop become my guest rooms! 🛋️🍳🏰
My cat runs a secret cult. I just pay the rent.
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Joining the cult was mandatory, but I got a lifetime supply of purrs and catnip as a perk 😸✨🏡
My cat, who has no job and pays no rent, is apparently unhappy with his fancy new cat food, and I, for some reason, am currently on my way back to the store to rectify the matter.
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Apparently, this freelance pet food critic is finickier than Gordon Ramsay with a fish dish 😹🐟🛍️
Landlord: I’m raising your rent. Me: Am I getting a bigger house?
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🏠💰 "Landlord: I’m raising your rent.
Me: Cool, so is the house getting taller, wider, or just more sarcastic?" 😂🔑