Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Don’t buy roses for her, buy chicken nuggets. Show her you really care.
  • Don’t interrupt me while I’m embarrassing myself.
  • When I say “I’m open to feedback” I mean “I accept compliments.”
  • So, if I take out a reverse mortgage on my house does that mean I’ll own a bank after 30 years?
  • Been there, done that. Then, been there several more times, because apparently I never learn.
  • My morning routine includes 10 minutes of sitting on my bed and thinking about how tired I am.