I’m so toxic, I can fight for a relationship I don’t even want.

I’m so toxic, I can fight for a relationship I don’t even want.

Commentary:
Well, if toxic relationships were an Olympic sport, you'd be a gold medalist in the "fighting for something you don't even want" category. I mean, talk about dedication to the wrong cause! Maybe it's time to switch gears and aim for a healthier, less combative relationship strategy.

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