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“Oh, dear Brits and their unique currency lingo – quite baffling, isn’t it? 🇬🇧🦑 But hey, can we all agree that squids & halfpennies should definitely be the new standard units of measurement? 🦑💸 #LostInTranslation”
Can’t stand British posts on my timeline. “I bought this for four squids and a halfpenny!” What the hell are you talking about?
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