I’m sorry I don’t take orders. I barely take suggestions. Posted onMay 25, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Sorry, my life is too chaotic to follow instructions. Even my planner doesn't listen to me 😂🤷♂️ #RebelWithoutACause" Related funny posts 🤝 Teens be like, “I wanted to do that until you asked me to.” People out here living double lives, and I’m barely even holding a single life together. Sorry, my face wasn’t created to hide that much distain for what you’re saying. If women came with instructions, men wouldn’t read them anyway. Imagine sex with me. No, not like that, you’re doing it all wrong!