Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet to see who they really are.
  • Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it.
  • If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?
  • Toddlers be like, we can do this the hard way or the harder way.
  • I could never work in an aquarium. I would have a penguin under my shirt at the end of the shift.
  • I stay up late every night, regret it in the morning, and the next day I do it all over again.