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My neighbor won’t stop talking about his Rolex and I can’t believe someone stole it tomorrow.

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Maybe we should put monkeys in charge for a while just to see how it goes.

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Welcome to adulthood: you’re not hungover, it’s just Tuesday.

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If I had today’s mind, I wouldn’t have made yesterday’s mistake. But if I hadn’t made yesterday’s mistake, I wouldn’t have today’s mind.

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The horror: “Come on, I’ll introduce you to everyone.”

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My dating checklist is down to “not the Unabomber”.

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Don’t rush me, I’m still deciding whether I’ll be productive or not today!

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I have never “lit up a room” unless you count arson.

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Immediately de-escalating an international conflict by posting an angry looking selfie with the caption “Come on, guys.”

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My favorite yoga pose is the one where you eat a sandwich.