53 funny laugh quotes - Wordgag

I made you snort laugh, so we’re going out, right?

May 30, 2026

Is there really anything worse than being forced to watch a video on someone else’s phone and having to pretend to laugh for 2 minutes?

May 30, 2026

Laugh all you want. My Encyclopedia Britannica set will never require WiFi.

May 30, 2026

I bet she doesn’t even laugh at your dumb jokes the fake way I did.

May 30, 2026

Before you laugh at kids who believe in Santa, remember there are grown men who believe that Cristiano Ronaldo is a better footballer than Lionel Messi.

May 29, 2026

Main difference between me and my jokes is that folks don’t laugh at my jokes.

May 29, 2026

Just a little reminder to laugh as much as you can, stay hydrated, and don’t let shitty people kill your vibe.

May 28, 2026

I’m sorry I mistook all our laughs, long nights, sweet texts, and inside jokes as you caring. I’ll think twice before wasting my time again.

May 28, 2026

Last time I laid on his chest, I heard girls in there laughing at me.

May 28, 2026

I’m a simple girl, really. I just want to watch the sunset, laugh, drink coffee, and read books. I also want a time machine and a pet dragon.

May 28, 2026

Fake laughing at work is mentally exhausting. Please just leave me alone.

May 28, 2026

Spongebob wouldn’t even mess with some of y’all. But he’d hang out with me because my heart is pure, and I like to laugh a lot.

May 27, 2026

When you accidentally laugh at your own thoughts, and now people are staring.

May 27, 2026

My friend and I had a running joke. She said, “Let’s do a marathon,” and then we both laughed.

May 27, 2026

Doctor: Your body has run out of magnesium. Me: OMg.

May 27, 2026

Fake laughing with customers is actually a job skill.

May 27, 2026

The one thing to know about me is I always get the last laugh. And oh yes, it’s maniacal.

May 27, 2026

I want an apartment so big, it changes the way I laugh.

May 26, 2026

I laugh at my own jokes because I am my target audience. Y’all just happen to be there.

May 26, 2026

It is a mistake to say that the people who live a hundred years from now will have nothing to laugh at. They can laugh at us.

May 26, 2026

I have some fart jokes I’ve been holding in.

May 26, 2026

I’m so high at Home Depot right now, and I have to ask where the hose at. And I know I’mma laugh when I do.

May 26, 2026

Just had a salad but it didn’t make me laugh like women in stock photos.

May 26, 2026

Our phones fall, we panic. Our friends fall, we laugh.

May 25, 2026

I try not to laugh at my own jokes, but we all know I’m hilarious.

May 25, 2026

If robbers ever broke into my house and searched for money, I’d just laugh and search with them.

May 25, 2026

My future wife is probably fake laughing at her boyfriend’s lame jokes right now. Be patient, Queen, a true clown is on the way.

May 25, 2026

Welcome to your 40s. “I’m too old for this shit” is now your excuse and explanation for everything.

May 25, 2026

Live, laugh, leftovers.

May 25, 2026

If you want to make God laugh, inhale some helium then tell Him your plans.

May 25, 2026

If you can’t laugh at yourself, I will.

May 25, 2026

Human stupidity exists because if everyone were smart, we’d have no one to laugh at on the internet.

May 25, 2026

lol is punctuation and LOL is laugh out loud.

May 24, 2026

I bought some old lady reading glasses as a lark, a laugh, and now my eyes don’t hurt. This isn’t what I wanted.

May 23, 2026

Dry January is so funny. People are like, “How can I make the worst month of the year even worse?”

May 22, 2026

Karma has taught me to never laugh at a stranger being attacked by a seagull.

May 22, 2026

Losing weight in your 40’s: LOL!

May 22, 2026

The most embarrassing thing in the world is when you make a fool of yourself in front of a baby and it doesn’t laugh.

May 22, 2026

What a bleak life it must be if you’ve never had a drink shoot through your nose when you laugh.

May 21, 2026

Fake laughing at work is exhausting as hell, just leave me alone, bro.

May 21, 2026