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I could never give up my dog, he knows too much.

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Having leftover pizza for breakfast is an actual blessing.

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Taylor Swift should write a song about people who don’t return their shopping carts to the corrals.

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I need the youth to start reading. Even if it’s the tag on your underwear. Read it.

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Many fruits can be great names… but the real challenge is naming a child after a vegetable….

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And what do we do when we are sad? “Add to cart”

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The haters said I couldn’t do it. And the haters? They were right. They were correct. They even nailed the small details, frankly it’s amazing.

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My ex said I had commitment issues but this giant jar of Nutella says otherwise.

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Asked my therapist who their therapist was and went to see them. Asked them the same thing until I got to the final boss therapist and defeated them with my trainwreck of a life.

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The lion does not concern himself with the check engine light.

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Imagine if we had to worry about dinosaurs too, on top of everything else.

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Befuddlingly, a palm tree won’t fit in your hand.

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Changing your mind is an underrated activity.

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When someone sits in the empty seat beside you: flattered yet annoyed. When no one sits in the empty seat beside you: offended yet relieved.

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Knowing a guy who knows a guy is one of the most valuable things in the entire world.

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People said follow your dreams, so I went back to bed.

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According to my Spotify Wrapped, I am what got played the most this year.

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Just imagine if farting were as contagious as yawning.

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I love tennis but never really been clear why they need a lifeguard.

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Got a job rejection, saw the company post the same job again, so I applied again. I decide when we’re done.

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I have never seen a sad person sliding down a water slide.

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Twitter actually is my diary, so you’re not allowed to get mad at the things I post. You’re not even supposed to be reading this. Why were you going through my stuff?

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You guys ever play a game for hours straight? You start hallucinating the sounds.

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The knife is my brush, the jam my paint and the toast my canvas.

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Cicadas are all like, “Y’all mind if I scream?”

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The state of my house can best be described as “there seems to have been a struggle”.

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Sign at the zoo says “don’t stick your hand in the alligator cage”. Thanks, but I’ll do my own research.

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Instead of renting an apartment, I’m going to save up for a lighthouse and go insane in it.

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Being completely ignored on Twitter is associated with higher IQ.

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The early bird gets to cry for a little bit longer in the work parking lot.

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