Trendy Funny Quotes

  • You think you’re cool and then you see a video of yourself running.
  • Thank you for the opportunity but I don’t think being human is a good fit for me. I’m going to go back to school to become an octopus.
  • Nobody victim blames more than my oldest son when he’s in trouble for punching his little brother.
  • Adulting means growing hair in places you’re not supposed to and losing hair in places you don’t want to.
  • I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and then wake up beautiful.
  • Only mosquitoes find me attractive. Nobody else.