13 funny page quotes - Wordgag

Reading Shakespeare for the first time is crazy because you go, “Oh, that’s where that comes from,” every other page.

May 30, 2026

Guy in front of me at the movies was reading the popcorn Wikipedia page while he was eating popcorn.

May 30, 2026

Clicked on ‘Make a reservation’ on a restaurant’s page, and it opened FaceTime and started calling them. I cannot stress enough how much I do not want that to happen.

May 28, 2026

I consider the second page of Google results the dark web.

May 28, 2026

I just hit the back arrow on a website, and it took me to a page that said, “Before you leave.” No. I already made the decision.

May 27, 2026

If the Christians published the Kama Sutra, it would have been one page long.

May 27, 2026

If you’re reading a book in public, you better be on at least page 140 or something.

May 24, 2026

Despite all my rage, I still keep refreshing the page.

May 24, 2026

Wow, this person is full of shit. Oh, I’m on my own page.

May 23, 2026

Sitting next to you on an empty train and clicking my stopwatch every time you turn a page in your book.

May 23, 2026

At my age, you check a friend’s Facebook page to make sure they’re still alive before wishing them a happy birthday.

May 22, 2026

I’ve folded seven page corners of the book I’m reading. That’s 49 in dog ears.

May 20, 2026

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done.

May 20, 2026