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In case of a disaster, women and children are being evacuat…

In case of a disaster, women and children are being evacuat…

Commentary:
"Because when it comes to crisis management, women and children are the pros at getting out of dodge while the men finally have some peace and quiet to brainstorm… or so they think! 🚺🧒🧑🏻‍🦰🧔🏻💭💡"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged being, children, disaster, evacuation, humor, men, peace, solution, think, women on Jan 22, 2025 by slickboy.

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