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Why the hell did they name them ‘Soldier ants’ and not ‘Combatants’?

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That’s me in the corner, that’s me in the spotlight, spreading goat cheese on a bagel.

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I dare you to try and be more single than me.

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Nobody talks about the privilege of having a friend who shows interest in your hyperfixations.

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The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was making all of the food that is unhealthy for you taste so good.

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I’m sorry your man wears his sunglasses on the back of his head.

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Due to the humidity, my hair has chosen violence.

97 shares on WhatsApp this month:

My wife screamed “you haven’t listened to a single word I’ve said, have you?!” I was taken aback, what a weird way to start a conversation.

90 shares on Messenger this month:

You are what you eat! (If anyone needed more encouragement to eat the rich.)

83 shares on Threads this month:

As someone with OCD, I can’t help but respect how Pringles are just like, no, this is the order you must eat them in.

23 shares on Threads this month:

Just gonna drink light beers today, because I don’t wanna get drunk but I do enjoy peeing 30 times.

32 shares on X this month:

If you want to make God laugh, inhale some helium then tell Him your plans.

74 shares on Reddit this month:

When you scream into your pillow, the memory foam never forgets.

22 shares on YouTube this month:

Once again, I was not nominated for an Oscar this morning for acting my way through life.

80 shares on Discord this month:

Men look so amazing for people who use the same product for their teeth, hair, floor and car washing.

35 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Showing up late with an iced coffee is not about poor time management, it’s about knowing how to make an entrance.

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Mom asked me what I was drinking the first time I got drunk and I said “breast milk” and now she’s not talking to me.

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My son just turned an everything bagel into an everywhere bagel.

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90s scientists: we cloned a sheep. we landed a robot on mars. Scientists today: for the last time, the earth is round.

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A big F*** YOU to people driving small cars and pulling deep into parking spaces so I think I have a spot until the last second.

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No, I’m not depressed. I’m sure there’s just something wrong with the planets or stars or something.

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My swear jar is filing for an IPO soon.

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If you’re going to text your boss that you’re an hour late, make sure you end with, “I’m bringing you a ham and cheese croissant.”

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Fun fact: a person’s music taste can actually tell their intelligence level.

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I wonder if the fall of Rome was this stupid.

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Taking yesterday’s bad mood on a multi-day tour.

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Thank god I played a lot of Tetris as a kid or I never would have been able to get everything into the freezer.

Spotted on YouTube:

I don’t think humans were put on this earth to know what Salesforce is. It’s unnatural.

Making waves on TikTok:

80% of arguments start because someone hasn’t eaten yet.

Just landed via TikTok:

Oh, you’re in a situationship? Are you the one with commitment issues or the one with low self-worth?

Live now on Discord:

Why do men have birthdays? It’s not like they’re growing up.

Breaking via Slack:

My brain has too many tabs open.

Making waves on TikTok:

The worst thing I’ve seen as a paramedic is my paycheck.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

How many filters does it take before it’s technically a painting?

Spotted on WeChat:

If two witches watched two watches, which witch would watch which watch? Each witch would watch which watch belonged to which witch’s wrist.

Seen just now on Twitch:

To everyone who opens the fridge, stares, and closes it hoping new snacks will appear… You’re my people.

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In case of a disaster, women and children are being evacuated first so men can think about a solution in peace.

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