Be so funny that everyone forgets that you are ugly!

Be so funny that everyone forgets that you are ugly!

Commentary:
“Who needs beauty when you’ve got laughs for days? 😄 Embrace your inner comedian and watch those beauty standards fade away like a distant memory! 🤣 #FunnyOverBeauty”

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