14 Funny disaster quotes

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  1 week ago

  Share →: In the event of a tornado or other such natural disaster, place wieners and/or cheese slices in your pockets, so the search dogs will find you first.

  Commentary:
  And here I thought "hot dog" was just a nickname! 🌭🧀🐶

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Bottle of Worcestershire sauce tipped over in my fridge. The mess is unpronounceable.

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  Commentary:
  "Worcestershire sauce: the secret ingredient to turning my fridge into a tongue twister! 🌀😂🥫"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: It’s a good thing Titanic is only a movie. A lot of people would’ve died.

  Commentary:
  "Good point! 😅 Otherwise, iceberg lettuce would have a whole new meaning❄️🥗 #HistoryWithPlotTwists"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I don’t need a recipe for disaster. I usually just eyeball it.

  Commentary:
  "When it comes to cooking up chaos, I'm a natural chef! 👨‍🍳🔥😂 #NoRecipeNeeded"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I’ve never met a problem I couldn’t turn into a disaster.

  Commentary:
  Well, look on the bright side: if life gives you problems, you’ve got a knack for turning them into epic chaos! 🌪️🙃 Just remember, every disaster is a chance to practice your superhero landing. 💥🦸‍♂️😂

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Jesus Christ. I haven’t seen a meltdown like that since Chernobyl.

  Commentary:
  Well, it seems like the only thing hotter than the core of a nuclear reactor is the drama unfolding before our eyes! Jesus take the wheel, because this meltdown is reaching Chernobyl levels of intensity. Someone call the firefighters, we've got a situation hotter than a reactor core here!

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The Recipe for Disaster in me, recognizes the Appetite for Destruction in you.

  Commentary:
  Ah, a culinary clash between chaos and calamity! 🍳🔥🍔 Embrace your inner chef of chaos and whip up a delectable disaster with a side of destruction! Bon appétit, my daring culinary comrades! 🌋🔪

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I stopped experimenting in bed after the great honey disaster of 2015.

  Commentary:
  "Lesson learned: sometimes it's better to stick to classic moves instead of trying to sweeten the pot too much! 🍯😂 #HoneyGoneWrong"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: All of humanities problems could be solved with a large meteor.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew that the universe's ultimate problem-solver was just a giant space rock away? 🌠💫 Better start working on our aim just in case! 😂 #MeteorMagic"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Crazy to think that even after all of these years the Titanic’s pool still has water in it.

  Commentary:
  Well, at least the Titanic's pool is dedicated to maintaining its H2-legacy! 💦🚢 Who knew the ship had its own eternal hydration plan? Just keep swimming… or sinking, in this case! 😄 #TitanicPoolGoals

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