In marriage, whoever has the cooler last name gets to continue their legacy. Reject tradition. Posted onMay 29, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:So if my last name is "Thunderbolt," I'm definitely winning the name game! β‘π Related funny posts π€ I never used to worry about death but now I’m terrified it will break my winning Wordle streak. Got a new high score on my bathroom scale. 90% of the things I worry about never happen. Worrying seems to be working. The smarter you are, the more important it is for you to figure out how to think less. I think some outfits just arenβt meant to be worn unless youβre getting straight into a car.