Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops.

Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops.

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“Insanity doesn’t just run in my family, it’s hosted the Olympics! 🏇🤪 Buckle up, we take crazy to a whole new level! 😂 #FamilyTraditions”

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