Intelligence is now free, and the golden age of the nerd is over. Posted onApr 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Looks like I'll have to pay for street smarts now ๐ค๐ธ #NerdTax ๐ง ๐ก Related funny posts ๐ค I don’t understand why my husband has to pay for a UFC fight when he could just throw one piece of candy on the floor in front of our kids. Hardly a day goes by without me being reminded that an academic degree has nothing to do with intelligence. I don’t understand why judges get paid so much, others judge me for free. Therapy is nice but singing as loud as you can in your car is free. I love that my dog always comes home from the groomer wearing a bandana. It’s like he was only gone for three hours, but joined a gang in that time.