It’s Monday. Please lower your voice and expectations. Posted onMay 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Mondays are like a snooze button for the week—quiet, low, and slightly regrettable 😴🔇📉 Related funny posts 🤝 Just once I’d like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear “Monday has been cancelled,” and then go back to sleep. I’ll bet the guy who invented the snooze button never invented anything else. The week between Christmas and New Year’s should be studied as it is clearly a wormhole, disturbing time and space. This Monday is Mondaying like it’s never Mondayed before. I’m already sick of tomorrow.