Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Are you the sun? Because you need to stay about 92,960,000 miles away from me.
  • My diet was going really well until I woke up.
  • I love surprising my girl, today she woke up single.
  • Roses are red, violets are blue. Your parents are very disappointed in you.
  • If you were the birthday gift I bought my daughter 3 months ago, where would you be hiding?
  • Without freedom of speech we wouldn’t know who the idiots are.