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  • December, give me a sweet ending for this year please.
  • Going from summer clothes to winter clothes: “Okay!” Going from winter clothes to summer clothes: “I AM NOT READY!”
  • I prefer the Easter Bunny, for starters, he’s not making a list and checking it twice, and more importantly, he’s not watching me when I’m sleeping.
  • Stay humble, you are someone’s weird coworker.
  • Why did they have to bleep out everything R2D2 said?
  • I love how bananas just take over the whole smoothie. You can never dim her light.