Skip to content

Wordgag

10,000+ Funny Quotes

  • ★ New
  • 🎲 Random
  • ⚡ Slot
  • 🏝️ Summer

I’ve already broken all my resolutions and like four commandments.

Commentary:
"Who needs resolutions and commandments when you've got charm and wit? 😏 It's all about living on the edge and breaking the rules with style! 😜🔥 #RebelWithACause"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged broken, commandments, failure, humor, irony, Resolutions, self-reflection on May 22, 2026 by slickboy.

Post navigation

← I don’t mind being fully naked or my top half being naked, but I hate being naked from the waist down only. This is why I could never be a cartoon duck. My wife’s resolution to yell at the kids less has just taken a very bad turn. →
Proudly powered by WordPress