I’ve had enough. I’m ready to spend an eternity in the arms of my lover. Posted onMay 29, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Eternity sounds like a long time; hope your lover brought snacks! πποΈπΏ Related funny posts π€ Ever look at someone and think you could spend the rest of your life saying βWhat?β to this person? If I had just one hour left to live, I’d spend it in Math class… it never ends. Pharaohs were buried with their hands crossed their chest because of their belief there would be countless water slides in the after life. Today I started gardening. I planted myself in front of the TV and I sat there the entire day. Imagine you get to the gates of heaven and they make you download an app to go in.