Kendrick inspires me to be a bigger, deeper, more passionate hater.

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That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything, and all you can think is: “Act normal, you are innocent.”

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If at first you don’t succeed, that’s so embarrassing. Why are you so bad at this?

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Waiting for my wife to approve my new year’s resolution of making independent decisions.

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Can you lose weight by running away from your feelings?

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I sign all anniversary cards with ‘Way to commit to the bit!’

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“I asked ChatGPT”. I confided in Amazon. I confessed to McDonald’s. I have an inside joke with Exxon Mobil.

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If I got a Dollar for every time I thought about you, I would start thinking about you.

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The key to looking amazing is looking like shit most of the time, so it’s more of a surprise.

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I ate my exam paper. Which means that pretty soon I’ll pass the test.

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Let’s tell the truth cell phone. I don’t have six missed calls. I have six ignored calls.