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Congratulations on getting to the red light first. You’re special.

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At this point, Tom Cruise is a stuntman who does his own acting.

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Men be like, “That’s my dream girl,” then ruin her perspective of love forever.

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Female rage is your handbag continuously slipping off your shoulder.

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My kids didn’t follow me into the bathroom so now I’m scared to leave and find out what they got into instead.

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My bank account may not be full but my sink, laundry basket and arteries sure are.

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Nobody defends billionaires better than dudes making $50,000 a year.

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Need to shave my legs again. Blow-drying takes far too long.

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Ripping the fishnets off my slutty little oranges.

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My teen being nice to me is getting really expensive.

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My favorite part of Spring is its rolls.

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Telling your parents about your problems is like trying to put out a fire with gasoline.

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If your wife uses “I” it means she will be doing something. “We” means you will be.

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Terrifying if true: Her eyes lighting up a room.

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May the algorithms be with you.

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There’s nothing better than knowing that you don’t have to set an alarm clock for the next day.

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Being held for questioning sounds more romantic than it is.

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Hey, sorry I’m late, I didn’t want to come.

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I’ll make direct eye contact while eating a hot dog, just to make you feel weird.

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The Midwest urge to have a drink on a patio as soon as it’s nice out.

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My doctor told me to try a milk bath. Adding the Cinnamon Toast Crunch was my idea.

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It’s not sleeping alone if there are crumbs in your bed.

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Trust my gut? The thing that can’t even handle milk.

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Should be able to shazam the inner yearnings of my heart.

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The angel and devil on my shoulders are both completely fed up with me.

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I love how every website has a “Keep me signed in on this computer” button and it’s just straight up bullshit.

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Vacation is a time when every part of you can relax except your bowels.

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Don’t blame the alcohol. You were an idiot before you started drinking.

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I just wanna be rich enough to not have to run onstage after concerts to get my bra back.

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Lifting my wife’s wedding veil and finding out she’s Darth Maul.

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