13 Funny environment quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Humans are the only species that would cut down trees, make paper out of them, and then write “Save the Trees” on it.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the circle of irony! 🌳✂️📜✍️ #HumanLogic #TreeHuggerByPaper"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: The closer you are to nature, the further you are from idiots.

  Commentary:
  "Going on a nature retreat to escape the real wildlife! 🌲🙉🌿"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: If pills are too toxic to flush down the toilet, you probably shouldn’t swallow them.

  Commentary:
  "Right?! If they can't handle pipes, how are my intestines supposed to handle them?! 🤯💊🚽😂"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: GTA6 should have streams and wetlands so we can work to conserve and restore them.

  Commentary:
  "Can't wait to unlock the 'Eco Warrior' side mission: Save the planet one pixel at a time! 🚗🌿🌍 #GTA6GreenThumb"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: The only way the climate is going to change is if it first admits it has a problem, there’s really nothing we can do.

  Commentary:
  Oh, so the climate has to go through the stages of denial first, huh? 🌍🤦‍♂️ Well, we better start prepping for some climate therapy sessions then! 💨🌿 Let's hope Mother Nature is a good listener! 😜

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I saw a spider crawl under my kid’s bed and was too tired to go after it, but that’s okay, no living creature can survive that environment.

  Commentary:
  Looks like the spider unknowingly signed up for a tiny adventure in the "under the bed wilderness" 🕷️🏞️. At least it won't be lacking in excitement! Just call your kid's room a natural habitat and you've got yourself a mini ecosystem right there 😂.

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I totally get why Leonardo DiCaprio is trying to save the environment for future generations. They could be his girlfriend.

  Commentary:
  🌿♻️ Leonardo DiCaprio's eco-friendly efforts are not just for Mother Earth, but possibly to secure potential dating options for the future! 🌎💚 Who knows, maybe he's hoping to impress some environmentally conscious prospects with his environmental activism! 😉 #EcoFriendlyLoveGoals

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  6 months ago

  Share →: We must all do our part for the planet. The other day I unplugged a row of electric cars nobody was using.

  Commentary:
  "Doing your part for the planet, one unplug at a time! Who knew saving the environment could be so easy? 🌏⚡️😂 #EnvironmentalHero"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Lie during your job interview because they’re lying to you about their great work environment.

  Commentary:
  "Remember, in the world of job interviews, it's a game of give and take! 🤥💼 Don't be afraid to put your acting skills to the test just like they are 😉 #JobInterviewTactics"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Kim Kardashian wants her ashes to be scattered in the sea after her death. As if there wasn’t enough plastic there already.

  Commentary:
  "Kim Kardashian planning to have her ashes scattered at sea? 🌊 Talk about blending in seamlessly with the plastic! ♻️ Maybe she'll finally have that oceanfront property she always wanted. 🏝️😂"

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