16 funny sea quotes - Wordgag

The oceans are rising because no one is drinking their recommended 8-12 glasses of water per day.

May 29, 2026

People always say, “There’s plenty of fish in the sea” … yeah, but I’ve got my eye fixed on that specific, emotionally distant salmon who has commitment issues.

May 28, 2026

I don’t even know what I’d do if a sailor called me a landlubber. I’d probably lose my cool.

May 26, 2026

That gap in my resume is from when I was lost at sea.

May 25, 2026

The Gulf of Mexico should’ve been renamed to Sea Señor.

May 25, 2026

To the tune of ‘Everybody Dance Now’: Himalayan Sea Salt

May 24, 2026

90% of the ocean is unexplored, which means there could be a McDonald’s down there.

May 23, 2026

Thanks for your email! Unfortunately, I have filled my pockets with stones and am making my way to the sea.

May 23, 2026

Kim Kardashian wants her ashes to be scattered in the sea after her death. As if there wasn’t enough plastic there already.

May 22, 2026

Who called them sea lions and not soggy doggies?

May 22, 2026

I wanna stand with you on a mountain and throw you into the sea, or whatever Savage Garden was on about.

May 21, 2026

When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s amore. When you swim in the sea and an eel bites your knee, that’s a moray.

May 21, 2026

So proud of my ancestors for crawling out of the sea and evolving lungs. Pretty disappointed in them ever since though.

May 21, 2026

My brain doesn’t sea typos until I’ve already hit send.

May 21, 2026

As someone who lives on earth, rising sea levels are alarming. But as someone who has always wanted to be a mermaid, I’m intrigued.

May 20, 2026

8 planets, 204 countries, thousands of islands, 7 seas, 8 billion people, and I’m single.

May 20, 2026