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“You look happy.” Thanks, I stopped dating.

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The best thing capitalism has done is put a little window on pasta boxes so the noodles can look out at the world.

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Being bilingual means stuttering in both languages.

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Clearing her mind with a brisk walk along the foggy shoreline.

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I just want to find someone that gets annoyed by the same things as I do.

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There is a reason I’m single and it’s called my face.

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Ok, new plan, I’m gonna marry a Kardashian.

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They should have a section on the wing of the plane where people can go out for a cigarette.

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There is nothing like a little tomato soup to soothe the soul, even if it’s cold, over ice, with a celery stalk and vodka.