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When you hit play on a Drake song, make sure to have a therapist on speed dial 😅🎧
106 Funny mood quotes
No matter how sad you are, there is some form of potato that can make it better.
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Potatoes: the root of all joy and the spudtacular cure for sadness! 🥔😂
Just took a nap in jeans. No one will ever understand the darkness that lurks inside me.
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Napping in jeans: the ultimate hardcore level of comfort! 😴👖🖤
“You’re not allowed to be grumpy on a Friday, it’s in the fine print somewhere.”
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When you're trying to find the fine print on your Friday happiness warranty: 😄🔍📜💼
If you’re happy and you know it, you’re clearly not paying enough attention.
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When I'm happy, it's either a lucky glitch in my brain or I'm ignoring my to-do list like it's a toxic ex! 😅🤦♂️📋
If I wore a mood ring, it would probably explode immediately.
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Sounds like your mood ring needs a fire extinguisher on standby! 🔥💍😆
Don’t be coming into my house and causing big spikes of cortisol.
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Entering my house with drama levels on high? This isn't a soap opera audition! 😂🏡🚫📈
Everybody looks sexier when they are happy.
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Proof that laughter is the best beauty product! 😄💅
No, I’m not depressed. I’m sure there’s just something wrong with the planets or stars or something.
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Sounds like Mercury is practicing its breakdancing moves again! 🪐💃😅
Some days I feel I’m on top of the world, and other days it feels like the world is on top of me.
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Feeling like I'm on top of the world… and other days, it's more like a heavyweight championship with Earth as my opponent! 😂🌍💪