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"Ah, the classic tale of love and regret – should've listened to the heart AND the market trends! Who knew that the key to happiness was a wallet full of Bitcoins back in 2010?"

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99 shares on Reddit this month:

Imagine trying to ruin my day and I ignore you for the rest of my life.

43 shares on WeChat this month:

The trouble with living alone is that it’s always my turn to do the dishes.

39 shares on WhatsApp this month:

The worst thing about being an adult is that you have to be one every single day.

34 shares on Snapchat this month:

Life hack: put on an apron at home and people think you’re super busy doing important stuff even when you’re not.

68 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I won $6 on a scratch-off last night. Out of my way, peasants!

15 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Flirting with submissives is actually really easy. All you gotta do is send a gif of a small animal and say, ‘This is so you.’

45 shares on Discord this month:

Quitting my job to focus on watching YouTube.

77 shares on Instagram this month:

Animals are 15 minutes old and already know what to do.

12 shares on X this month:

Adulting is realizing you can’t skip work like you skipped class.

12 shares on Facebook this month:

Difference between a flirt and harassment: if you are handsome, it’s a flirt, if you are ugly, it’s harassment.

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I just want someone who will treat me like a lady and hold the refrigerator door open for me.

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I always need to pee, but it’s just because my heart is so big it pushes on my bladder.

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I love unfollowing people. You have displeased me for the last time. Leave my sight.

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Maybe hot chocolate wants to be called beautiful chocolate at least one time.

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If you are lonely, dim all the lights and put on a horror movie. You won’t feel like you are lonely any more.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has shared:

Authenticity is whispered, but bullshit is broadcasted.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has downloaded:

In university, you are either struggling academically, financially, emotionally, or all three.

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I use karate strictly as a last resort, after I’ve exhausted fleeing and screaming.

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Any day now, there will be a child born and named Labubu.

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The bank just called and gave me the biggest compliment, said my balance is outstanding. I really needed that today.

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I generally don’t know what the hell I’m doing, but I’m really good at it.

Spotted on Discord:

Yeah, Instagram is bad for our mental health, but what about Outlook?

Freshly posted on X:

And now begins the yearly tradition of writing the incorrect year on everything, for the next 3 months.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

I would like you to meet my significant other. Her name is Cheese.

Making waves on Messenger:

Sorry I’m late, there was bubble wrap.

Trending via Threads:

If you smoke pot in Saudi Arabia, you risk getting stoned.

Spotted on Twitch:

“Damn, you’re tight!” I whisper as I look at my monthly budget.

Trending via Slack:

Having a job is insane because they give you actual money in exchange for pressing the buttons.

Live now on Instagram:

Dear LOL, thanks for being there when I have nothing else to say.

Just landed via Messenger:

Jesus Christ. I haven’t seen a meltdown like that since Chernobyl.

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Loving her was my second biggest mistake. Not buying Bitcoins in 2010 still remains the first.

I do not have a “body count.” I have a curious spirit.

Time to put the stressful screen away (phone) and switch to the comfort screen (Kindle).

It’s difficult to play hard to get when I’m already hard to want.

Women are like a fitted sheet. No matter what you do or how hard you try, they just never seem to cooperate.

“Date” is just another word for: Jeez, had I known that before, I would have stayed home.

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Loving her was my second biggest mistake. Not buying Bitcoins in 2010 still remains the first.

Keep the laugh going 😂

I do not have a “body count.” I have a curious spirit.

Time to put the stressful screen away (phone) and switch to the comfort screen (Kindle).

It’s difficult to play hard to get when I’m already hard to want.

I’m so introverted, I only listen to house music.

Women are like a fitted sheet. No matter what you do or how hard you try, they just never seem to cooperate.

“Date” is just another word for: Jeez, had I known that before, I would have stayed home.

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