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"Ah, the classic tale of love and regret – should've listened to the heart AND the market trends! Who knew that the key to happiness was a wallet full of Bitcoins back in 2010?"

Bitcoin, finance, humor, investment, love, mistake, regret, relationship

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76 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Imagine hating me, and I’m over here with one hand in my pocket, and the other one giving a high five.

30 shares on Instagram this month:

I hope Instagram is still active during the apocalypse, so the zombies can post pics of whose brains they’re currently eating.

82 shares on Messenger this month:

The voodoo magic of a tranquil night’s sleep

41 shares on Messenger this month:

I hope one of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse is single.

18 shares on Snapchat this month:

You gotta separate the art from the artist. Like, for example, sometimes the artist is really nice but their art sucks.

95 shares on X this month:

This tape doesn’t even taste like scotch.

63 shares on TikTok this month:

Rich people don’t put their couches against their wall. I moved my couch into the middle of the floor and still haven’t gotten rich. I don’t know what I’m doing wrong here.

79 shares on Snapchat this month:

After all these years, Jude Law has finally noticed me and responded to my love letters. Something about staying 500 feet away. I’m getting it framed.

41 shares on Pinterest this month:

Brains are funny. I can remember every word to a song I haven’t heard in 20 years, but I’ve got no clue what my email password is.

59 shares on Threads this month:

I’ve been in a bad mood since like 2010.

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It’s funny how everyone who was all about Christmas a week ago is suddenly into New Year’s now.

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They said don’t try this at home, so I’m coming over to your place.

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Long-distance couples be like, “I can’t wait,” and then they wait.

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Proudly doing my part to cause the male loneliness epidemic.

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Things I hate about group work: The group.

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Every night at bedtime I do one small ritual: six hours on my cell phone.

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I think it’s time I find myself a new inspiration, asking myself “what would Batman do?” gets me in too much trouble.

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Jewelry stores should just be like: Whether you’re trying to be nice or trying to get laid, we got you covered.

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The neighbor girl told my kids she wouldn’t come over until they cleaned their rooms, so I guess I do have a favorite child.

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Super excited about a brand new day of ignoring my problems.

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One minute you’re young and carefree. The next minute you can feel in your knee when it starts to rain.

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I’ve had 50 birthdays in a row without being arrested, which I’d say is an impressive streak!

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I bet my soulmate is out there somewhere pretending everything is fine.

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Every time I talk, it sounds like it’s my first time trying to speak.

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They’re selling me on Temu tomorrow.

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The problem with believing that nothing matters except you, is that eventually everyone will just leave you alone to take extra special care of yourself.

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By my second “could we change the subject?” I could feel the job interview going south.

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Some days you just feel like a hotel microwave. You’re here, but you don’t have enough power to actually do anything.

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Sometimes uncontrollable laughter is all you need to get the millions of thoughts out of your head.

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People say, “Listen to your heart, do the right thing,” like they are the same things.

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Loving her was my second biggest mistake. Not buying Bitcoins in 2010 still remains the first.

Can’t believe we used to throw eggs at houses, and now we can afford neither eggs nor houses.

Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops.

Clothes too dirty for the closet, but too clean for laundry. Welcome to: the chair.

When I get filthy rich, I will stay humble by continuing to use grocery bags as bathroom trash bags.

One of the worst ways to waste your youth is by being insecure.

Experts say that human interaction is important for brain health but I’m willing to risk it.

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Loving her was my second biggest mistake. Not buying Bitcoins in 2010 still remains the first.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Can’t believe we used to throw eggs at houses, and now we can afford neither eggs nor houses.

Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops.

Clothes too dirty for the closet, but too clean for laundry. Welcome to: the chair.

When I get filthy rich, I will stay humble by continuing to use grocery bags as bathroom trash bags.

One of the worst ways to waste your youth is by being insecure.

Experts say that human interaction is important for brain health but I’m willing to risk it.

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