Trendy Funny Quotes

  • My co-workers found out when my birthday is so now I need to find a new job.
  • Was complaining to my mom about my daughter’s attitude and she told me I should’ve named her payback.
  • I’m neither a lover nor a fighter. I’m a snacker.
  • If she tells you, she’s got a man, keep trying. Loyal women don’t even reply.
  • Egyptians did pretty well for a civilization that wrote entirely in emoji.
  • He who laughs last didn’t get it.